Governor Moose Drool; Predictable

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Jinkies, didn’t see this coming;

Today’s announcement that Sarah Palin will become a contributor to Fox News Channel is the next step in the logical progression of her career.

I hope she cries on air about ‘loving America soooooo much’ like Glenn Beck does.

Let’s examine the Fox News deal from Palin’s perspective. Palin is a true, Hollywood-type celebrity with a bestselling book and millions of adoring fans. She may have designs on the presidency, but she evidently wants to soak up the perks and adulation of her celebrity first, and she has done that with gusto.



5 comments ↓

#1 Costner on 01.12.10 at 7:05 am

That is how they keep being so “fair and balanced”… by hiring one sided “contributors” and ignoring anyone who happens to disagree or see things from another perspective (whether that be from the left or anywhere in between).

What… you didn’t get the memo?

I’m just shocked that Lou Dobbs hasn’t been given his own 30 minute show on Fox yet.

#2 Randall on 01.13.10 at 2:52 pm

As Letterman says:

“Fair and UNbalanced”

#3 Randall on 01.13.10 at 3:48 pm

“Sarah Palin signs on as a commentator for FOX News. As opposed to on the campaign trail, when she was working for them pro bono”

…fark.com

#4 Randall on 01.13.10 at 6:58 pm

Now if they’d just hire Michelle Bachmann…

#5 l3wis on 01.13.10 at 9:01 pm

I think Sarhoid and Michelle should do a lesbo porno together, fuck, you and I both know that is their real target audience.

Gawd, I crack myself up.