February 2010

Jackass of the day? Sure.

l3wis February 19, 2010 6Comments

While I don’t have a problem with pouring Yellow Tail wine on the ground. (Sorry folks, it is really awful, awful, awful, wine). I get a kick out of people who think radical vegans are going to take over the world.

In a tan, worn Carhartt jacket and black cowboy hat, South Dakota rancher Troy Hadrick is an unlikely digital folk hero, a viral warrior.

But there he is on YouTube, pouring out a bottle of Yellow Tail wine – by the looks of it, a nice sparkling white – onto the snowy, hoof-trampled ground with his winter-coated cattle looking on. The act is in protest of the company’s $100,000 donation to the Humane Society of the United States.

“My concern is with the Humane Society of the United States, which isn’t connected at all with the dog and cat shelters in our local communities,” the fifth-generation Vale rancher said Thursday. “This is an organization that’s pushing a vegan agenda in this country, and that concerns me. That donation is going to go to efforts to try and put me out of business, and I’m just not going to support a company that does that.”

WTF is a Vegan agenda? Drinking Soy Milk with your latte while eating lima beans? Get a life dude. Though, I will admit, I do get a kick out of my favorite cartoonist, Dan Piraro, a militant Vegan;

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05zhL1YUd8Q[/youtube]

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Keep the Boy Scouts Morally Straight, not Queerly Crooked!!!

EggBert February 19, 2010 1Comments

A Hardy Howdy Anti-Homo Boy ScoutÂ Hello Handsnake SaluteÂ to ya all:

Re: this very PRO-HOMO fundge packer-backer blogger’s Queer & Crooked plea for a more GAY-er Boy Scout ProgramÂ (ICKY-POOH!)

( http://cookross.typepad.com/cook_ross_blog/2010/02/boyscouts.htmlÂ )

ALERT: DO NOT ALLOW THEM IN OUR TENTS AND DO NOT LET THE U.S. BOY SCOUTS BECOME LESS MORALLY STRAIGHT THAN THEY ALREADY ARE BY ALLOWING GAY-BAIT BOY SCOUTS THAT ARE QUEERS & FAGGOTS!Â Well, at least most EggBert Family members (hard to tell about Nathan Jane, she-nephew)Â were raised equallyÂ Morally Straight AND non-Queerly Crooked while in the Boy Scout program. The Proof is in the Scout Oath Puddin’ – Below are EggBert Family photos of past Non-GAY Cub Scout, WeeWeeBelows, Boy Scout 1) knot-kinking & rope-escapeÂ merit badge assignments, 2) PineWoody weenie roast derbies,Â 3) greased-up patrol leader & wet-uniform contests, and 4) hot & sweaty-steamy Summer overnight campfire adventures, etc.Â SEE EGGBERT FAMILY (MORALLY STRAIGHT) BOY SCOUT PHOTOS BELOW:

Scout Oath (or Promise)

On my honor I will do my best
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To do my duty to God and my country

and to obey the Scout Law;

To help other people at all times;

To keep myself physically strong,

mentally awake, and morally straight.

Sincerely,

EggBert & family (and a cast ofÂ millions up on millionsÂ of Morally Straight Boy Scouts across America and below the collapsed Senior WeeWee Restaurants where we all live in non-Queerly Crooked weenie happiness…)

Fax Jokes

FAX JOKE OF THE DAY

l3wis February 19, 2010 0Comments

Before the internets, there was this thing called a ‘FAX’ machine. Remember that? Well, people still use them. Some people thought it would be fun to ‘FAX’ toons and jokes to each other, and my dear sweet mother participated in this practice. She sent me her binder of ‘FAX’ jokes, and I will be sharing them with you (some of them). You think the internets are full of filth? Give me a break. If I see one more ‘FAX’ joke of a guy getting his pee-pee cut off, I may hurl.

Anyway, let’s start this out with a bang;

Art

South Dacola’s big frickin’ art auction

l3wis February 19, 2010 0Comments

For the next couple of weeks I will be featuring paintings I haveÂ FOR SALE. I will be selling them forÂ BEST OFFER unless otherwise noted You can leave your bid in the comments section, and if your bid wins, you can email me.

BEST OFFER: â€˜SWINGER’ â€“ FRANK SINATRA (Aprox: 16 X 20â€³ â€“ MIXED MEDIA & ACRYLIC ON CANVAS (CUSTOM WOOD FRAME)