Stop beatin’ off (H/T – Helga)

Christine O’Donnell won the Republican nomination for senator in Delaware tonight, and Rachel Maddow wasted no time showing the footage she obtained of O’Donnell’s 1996 appearance on MTV’s “Sex In The 90s” TV show.

O’Donnell, it seems, is opposed to masturbation, and considers looking at pornography akin to adultery. And back in the 90s, though the hair was different and Joan Osborne’s 90’s mainstay “One Of Us” played in the background, O’Donnell maintained a similar stance: “The Bible says that lust in your heart is committing adultery. You can’t masturbate without lust!”


#1 sandman on 09.15.10 at 9:17 pm

Watching Karl Rove rip on her while Hannity’s jaw fell out was priceless.

#2 Helga on 09.16.10 at 12:17 am

Do you suppose she and Leslie are good buds?

#3 Ghost of Dude on 09.16.10 at 9:42 am

It’ll make you go blind and grow hair on your palms!!!

#4 rufusx on 09.16.10 at 10:41 am

Does she plan on introducing a bill in this regard? (Speaking of Tali-banish).

#5 anominous on 09.16.10 at 4:47 pm

Will everybody please just stop masturbating, please!

#6 l3wis on 09.16.10 at 8:33 pm

I think she was misquoted. It should have said, “You can’t masturbate without lotion!”

#7 Helga on 09.17.10 at 11:48 am

Are you sure that Christine O’Donnell and Noem aren’t the same person?

#8 Helga on 09.17.10 at 11:51 pm
From Bill Maher’s show Friday night:
O’DONNELL: I dabbled into witchcraft — I never joined a coven. But I did, I did. … I dabbled into witchcraft. I hung around people who were doing these things. I’m not making this stuff up. I know what they told me they do. […]

One of my first dates with a witch was on a satanic alter, and I didn’t know it. I mean, there’s little blood there and stuff like that. … We went to a movie and then had a midnight picnic on a satanic alter.

#9 anominous on 09.18.10 at 8:30 am

We must elect a congress that President Thune can work with.

#10 Helga on 09.18.10 at 2:47 pm

HAHAHA president Thune, his name was not even in the straw poll of the Value Voters, Pence won the vote. Which is also a laugh. Thune isn’t even an also ran.

#11 l3wis on 09.18.10 at 9:09 pm

Thune is a hypocritical former lobbyist. That’s it.