Write a Caption for Paul’s T-Shirt

While I wouldn’t give the guy a red cent, it doesn’t mean we can’t have a little fun. What would your T-shirt say?


#1 D@ily Spin on 08.14.22 at 11:56 am

I’m not Paul
I’m Mayor

#2 "Woodstock" on 08.15.22 at 9:45 am

“‘Just back from Sturgis, what do you think?'”

#3 Very Stable Genius on 08.15.22 at 9:52 am


#4 Fear & Loathing in Sioux Falls on 08.15.22 at 10:05 am

Chippendale Vet!

Taupeville’s Daddy!

Limitless Male

My parents went to South Dakota, but all I got was this Bunker Ramp t-shirt.

Paul standing tall for ’26!

#5 Further Fear & Loathing in Sioux Falls on 08.15.22 at 10:10 am

Chick-fil-A and comfy chairs at the State Theatre, so what do you got?

#6 Fearing the Fuhrer & More on 08.15.22 at 11:39 am

Chief of Culture Badass!

Don’t touch my mini-fridge.

Prior restraint is my name.

Mayor today, Senator tomorrow.

#7 Watching from the Deep South on 08.15.22 at 4:29 pm

I Love Transparency !!

#8 Paulie on 08.16.22 at 12:04 pm

“I rule South Dacola”

#9 anonymous on 08.16.22 at 2:00 pm

Lead Narcissist

#10 Scott D Hudson on 08.16.22 at 3:00 pm

To quote wrestler Roman Reigns,

“Acknowledge Me!”