I alerted some councilors that there has been this man wandering the sidewalks of downtown pushing a shopping cart with snacks (chips, candy bars, etc.) and when he approaches you to ask if you want to buy something he states, ‘Would you like a snack, proceeds will be donated to help the homeless’. If this is the case, BRAVO! It truly takes a kind heart to volunteer their time to do something impactful. BUT, there are red flags. I do want to clarify, he is very friendly and dresses very nice casual, he is NOT a transient.
• Does he have a peddler’s license and tax ID? Even if you are donating the proceeds you still need to keep track of the revenue you collect and expenses.
• What organization do you work for? And what is your name?
I think it is wonderful that people want to volunteer their time to help, but there are better ways to do it. What’s up snack man?
After you talked to him, did you still have your wallet? #SnatchTime
“Say, what does it mean when a woman comes up to you at a street corner and asks if it has been a while since you have had a snack?”……
Selling pencils to survive, selling snacks so others can survive, none of this was happening before Reagan…. Well, I guess the former was Hoover’s fault
Snack man Packman, snack time BurgerTime, they all involve the mouth like a good girl…. friend. But with the former, it helps to have good benefits, and with the latter, well, they call it with benefits. On a plane, it’s called coffee, tea, or me, but they also have the Mile High club, too, while on earth, its more like a home run that’s left the Mile High Stadium…. Where I’m going with this, I’m not sure, but it’s been fun like a good girl…. friend and a nice sack, I mean snack, if you know what I mean…. (…. Wow, no wonder they call it comfort food….. )
“OH, and say, did that Snack Man have any Little Debbies?….. I love me a Little Debbie”……
Speaking of “Snatch Time,” here is some good news:
https://www.cnn.com/2025/04/26/politics/kristi-noem-bag-thief-arrested/index.html
But when will we find closure to the once theft of the pink grill?…..:
https://www.keloland.com/news/local-news/caught-on-camera-pink-pig-grill-stolen-from-outside-of-sioux-falls-business/
Perhaps, the Pink Panther could help…. Come to think of it, Victoria’s Secret is into pink, but what about Gucci?
#GucciBurgers #GucciGucci #IsntThatZsaZsaGaborsLine? #Pretty&Pink #GucciGirl #RIPKricket:-(
AND, will the thief who took Noem’s Gucci bag end up in El Salvador? I know the crime took place at The Capital Burger, but does that make it a capital crime? AND, again, just what type of crime takes one to El Salvador, and what is it that they say about a girl who fancies a Gucci, while munching a Capital Burger?…. Perhaps, there is a crime there, too, who knows?…. I mean, I’ve heard of Gitchie Girl, but not Gucci Girl…. speaking of capital crimes….