January 2026

Pitiful Pavers and absent minded Engineers

The city is set to start the next phase of the Minnesota Avenue rebuild between 2nd Street and 7th Street this Spring. The project will be $15 Million+. In the process they wanted to put pavers along Minnesota like in front of the City Center, and they want the stone reset in front of the City Center. So an independent contractor suggested to the city that when they put the pavers down Minnesota and reset the ones at the City Center they should pour a concrete pad underneath so they can’t sink and weeds don’t grow in them. I think they even suggested the faux poured pavers that are on Phillips Avenue. Nope, I guess they are going to go old school and just put it on sand so it will have to be redone in 10 years.

While I was talking to this gentleman he went on another rant about the engineering department at the city. He said they come and go as they please and he said, ‘Good luck getting anyone on the phone down there or responding to voicemails.’ He said a lot of other unflattering things also. I joked with him, ‘I have been saying for years they should fire all the city engineers and just hire a purchasing agent to replace them.’ Right now all city engineers do is read and approve engineering reports from independent contractors. They also write the RFPs.

I asked him what he thought of my theory that the Feds threatened the city over funding if they didn’t approve the data center. He said that it was a possibility since every department in the city gets money from the Feds. He agreed with my theory, ‘What if the city does everything the Feds want them to do and they still cut our funding? Then what?’ The city should just prepare for the budget shortfall until 2028 and lay off any city employees who receives department funding thru the Feds. Also, it is Congress that controls the purse strings and last I checked we have 3 Republicans representing us in DC, are they going to allow this kind of bullying? Trump just stopped a water project in Colorado for 50K residents because he is mad about that stupid bitch who broke so many state election laws that she got 9 years in state prison and Trump has threatened to bust her out using the Military. Something about a tank ramming the jail. Crazy crap. So his threats of budget cuts? Who cares and let’s just hope he gets a new pharmacist soon.

As for the Data Center I have two friends that work in the industry in Sioux Falls, and they have been sending me different information on how they work etc. They said that most of the Data Centers in Sioux Falls are no more then 30 MW (that is the largest) this proposed Data Center is 500 MW. Look at the power generation capacity we have;

So where will this power come from? Good question.

Most Data Centers have Server Racks in them and even some of the bigger ones in Sioux Falls only have a handful of employees with half of them handling security and janitorial. This is a power cord for just ONE rack of servers. It is about 4x the diameter of of a 210 power cord.

I’m hoping the petition drive is successful in stopping this, but I still think it could be stopped with a court order.

Code Enforcement ALERT!

Just another city weasel breaking the law.

I encourage ANYONE who has had to deal with the crooks in code enforcement with the city to go to this page and submit your story. I think they are planning a class action, but don’t quote me on that. Read the story, it is astonishing what these city weasels do, and the sad part, I have heard this story multiple times in every kind of income level neighborhoods. They break the law by trespassing on your property and taking photos, etc. If there is a complaint, they have to go to a judge and get a warrant to go on your property and inspect, or better yet, they need to knock on your door and ask, and you can refuse them.

It’s so hypocritical of a city employee to break laws so they can cite you. UFCKBEL . . . .

I have been talking to friends of ALL political stripes about the shooting in the cities and what is law enforcement’s roll in it. I have been saying it for years, because it is true, cops are trained to LIE. They lie on reports, they lie in the witness box and they lie to your face. All cops are, are professional liars and little else.

I also find it ironic that it took me 20 years to get the city to tear down MX, and they only did half of it and told me the rest was in compliance. BULLSH!T! There needs to be a thorough housecleaning in that department come June. Some councilors believe they just need to change some ordinances and it will all work itself out. Are you F’ing kidding me? You gotta cut out the rot.

The POOP Hole Crew

So, it has been very bizarre lately, I have been having random city employees approach me lately at Slumshine. Sometimes former employees but some current who tell me about some of the crap going on in the minion divisions. For instance, over the past year two randos told me that the salt trucks were turned down to the lowest level (200 lbs per lane mile) even in the coldest conditions to save money on salt and chemicals and to not have to fill so many potholes and the other rando told me they are on a mission in HR to eliminate any non management employees over the age of 50, and they are ruthless about it. I told them, “You should hold a rally protest in the lobby of city hall over lunch hour and have signs that say WE WILL NOT BE REPLACED.” They were puzzled by my dark humor. One of them said, ‘I’ve heard that somewhere before.’ Wow. Never met anyone who has attended a Klan rally or a Puss Boys BBQ. I kid.

But let’s get to pot holes. Remember a few years back we had this new fangled app to report pot holes? I’m sure it came from Poops Bloomberg conferences. So you can go online and report the pothole and once filled it will show the work completed. Not a bad idea. How it used to be done is potholes in residential areas would be filled on a complaint basis, and arterial and thoroughfares would just be maintained 100% in the Spring. That all ended with the app. Why? I ran into a FORMER city employee who wanted to tell me about the ‘farce’ the pothole app is. For the record, she is NOT disgruntled, she left the city for a better offer with a local contractor. She told me for the last 3 years she was on a pothole crew. When she first started they were sent to a neighborhood and told to fill every hole. Then the app came along and they were only to respond to the complaints. So they would, but she would also look around the intersection and fill other holes that were NOT in the complaint. She did this for awhile and her supervisor pulled her aside and asked why she was doing that. She was naive and believed that she would get a gold star for the day, nope, she was told to knock it off and only fill the holes on the complaint app. It bothered her for awhile and realized that it had to do with analytics and the city being able to show progress on the issue without really fixing the larger issue (like building better roads and having warranties).

She said the city treated her very well and has no ill will, she just thot it was wasteful and untruthful and wanted me to know. So I asked her about being on an 8 hour shift to just fill potholes from the complaint app. She said, ‘Two hours of work, six hours of driving around.’

Our city government is such a complete fraud.

Was the Sioux Falls City Council blackmailed by Sally Tomato?

Magic 8-Ball says, ‘Maybe’.

Something just smelled too fishy about this data center rezone the other night. I was astonished that not at least ONE councilor voted this down. Their asses were so puckered up Tuesday night you could have stuck a piece of coal up there before the meeting started and it would have been a polished diamond by the end.

Go back a few weeks before Christmas when Poops’ Christmas card included eviction notices to non-profits across the city (It was one of the most Christian things he has done 🙂 Most of the NGO’s cut service immigrant. I said that this was a threat from DC to cut ALL of our Federal funding (health, infrastructure, parks and rec, police, fire, housing, landfill, public transit, etc.)

This has been going on across the country, Trump has been cutting Federal funding to cities that don’t follow his agenda on immigration and AI and data centers.

It was NO coincidence that the developer of this project was associated with Peter Thiel who is a close advisor and investor with our president. Oh and the lobbyist who used to work for the former ND governor and now Secretary of Interior then In comes royalty from Castlewood, Kyle Peters who is married to one of Noem’s daughters, and the list goes on, even a professional link between the lobbyist and Mayor Metro-Yeti Karen Poops.

You know why the legislature is proposing a sales tax break to Data Centers? Because new Federal Regulation requires it and NO roadblocks to data centers or they will sue and cut Federal funding.

The sad part is that if this is what REALLY happened, the council needs to hold a press conference and be truthful with the public. This has all the signs of a shake down. Believe it or not, if the citizens see our local elected officials being bullied by DC, we WILL defend you. F’ck Em anyway, they can keep their dirty tariff money for more orange makeup, or is it hand cream this week?

The interesting factor will be if this makes it to the ballot? And if so, the citizenry votes it down. Will Sally still slice our tomato in half? We will see.

And where is Ironic Johnny, Marion and Dustbowl telling El’ Dictator he can’t dangle this crap in our faces?

Out to lunch.

Rounds was on Barfrage the other morning trying to justify the murder of a lesbian mother poet who was trying to help officers push out their stuck vehicle, then he went full hypocrite. He says that the corruption in MN state government needs to be reigned in and blamed Walz. That is real f’ing rich Marion! Mr. EB-5 and Gear-Up murder cover ups? A five foot branch, a murder suicide with a fire proof safe melting and millions in Federal funds missing? Let’s just say Janks may have invented state government corruption but you perfected it. You should be calling Walz and advising him on how to bury the bodies better, we hear you are a specialist, or at least that is what the wall of yarn tells us.