Kristi Noem

Popelitical Satire

So ‘Norm’ gave me this idea today;

‘The cummerbund helps with the aching back’

I am not sure what to think of it, it’s kind of funny, but a little out of place. So I am running a contest, whoever writes the best caption I will take to Dakota Craft Links for a wonderful sausage lunch . . . but yah gotta sit and eat it with me 🙂 Oh, and I run a dictatorship, so I decide, but feel free to nag me about who you like the best.

Speaking of silliness, looks like Noem is going to have some good attendance at her little speech at DSU on Saturday. I think it is going to be a madhouse. The organizing of protesters on social media is exploding. I know several folks from SF attending the event. I’m sure the Madison town cops are preparing by skipping Taco Johns for lunch this week 🙁 and only eating coleslaw and Bevita breakfast bars.

Maybe the Easter Badger took Noem’s purse?

I have joked with folks that now that we are dyeing potatoes instead of eggs for Easter we need to change the easter mammal to Badger. Maybe the Easter Badger was upset with Noem for flaunting her wealth on a holiday that celebrates the modesty and charity of Jesus Christ while chomping on Caviar? I also find it ironic that the one person in charge of our HOMELAND SECURITY can’t even secure her purse in a swank DC restaurant. But you can’t get more moronic then the Defense Secretary. He’s the next to fall victim to the Easter Badger.

DSU NEEDS TO GROW A PAIR

There has been a story circulating that DSU has proposed an honorary degree to Noem. The first round of votes it failed, and they should have left it at that, but they voted a second time to give it to her. DSU should have rejected this based on her political motives alone. It also puts the school in an uncomfortable position, and based on that alone it should have been rejected. The school could have released a simple statement;

“Due to the political appointment of Secretary Noem we feel the honorary degree would only cause political controversy and not benefit DSU or Noem. We reject the request.”

Buck up and stand up to these folks.

City of Sioux Falls Tidbits

DELBRIDGE ANIMAL COLLECTION REFERENDUM FAILS

I was told they got between 500-1000 sigs, which surprised me, because I didn’t think they would get that many. I truly believe if Sioux Falls voters were polled about keeping the collection 80%+ would say they don’t care if it gets given away. Which is unfortunate because science and art are important, not to mention we are giving away a priceless collection of mounts. But people care more about the price of eggs and who wins an Oscar then they do about history.

NOEM GETS SERIOUS ABOUT HER CREDIT CARD RECEIPTS

It seems Noem now is calling Dakota Skab ‘Fake News’;

Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem‘s legal team hit a South Dakota media outlet with a cease-and-desist letter demanding that it correct and end its knowingly “false and misleading” reporting that Noem allegedly racked up hundreds of thousands of dollars on a government-issued credit card when she served as governor, Fox News Digital has learned. 

“On behalf of former South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem in her personal capacity, I write out of concern that your website continues to publish false and misleading information about my client that you have known to be false since at least July 2024,” an attorney representing Noem in her personal capacity said in a letter to the co-founders of a South Dakota outlet called The Dakota Scout. The letter was obtained by Fox News Digital on Thursday. 

“Specifically, your website repeatedly, and inaccurately, refers to all charges on credit cards used by the Office of the Governor of South Dakota as charges of my client—allowing a conclusion by multiple commenters on the site and other news outlets that my client violated the laws of South Dakota or stole taxpayer funds for her personal use,” it continued.  “We demand that The Dakota Scout immediately cease spreading these false, misleading, and inaccurate statements and take immediate and significant steps to correct past inaccuracies.

Reading a FOX news story is like reading a 7th grader’s book report, either way, when I have read all the stories about her hair and nail receipts it seemed clear to me she was spending the money on her staff. But that is NOT what is in question, the question is why were you racking up these CC bills so your staff could travel with you? The taxpayers of SD shouldn’t have to foot the bill so your Trump ass-kissing entourage can parade all over the US. I’m sure the DS will fight this, but Noem’s law firm is pretty tough at this stuff. I think it would be ironic if the suit bankrupts the fledgling paper and the county commission, city council and school district have to grovel back to the Argus to print their legals. I’m sure the Argus would be happy to oblige, but I am guessing under a whole new rate.

SIOUX FALLS CITY COUNCIL GETS ROLLED BY THE MAYOR ON DUD FENCE

At the council meeting Tuesday night I spoke during public input (2:20:00) after Jordan Deffenbaugh spoke about the lack of policy leadership and transparency of the current council (47:30). I also told the council they need their own outside counsel (law firm) to write policy and they should put a line in next year’s budget for the expenditure. I knew it was going to be 8 yes votes. First off, because the council is extremely predictable and when I texted councilors to please vote no, I got no response, so I knew how this was going down. They act like they need unity on all votes, you don’t. I told them solving the problems of the city doesn’t take unity between councilors and the mayor it is about solving problems and sometimes you have to vote NO and start over. Many constituents including myself know this was cooked up by the mayor’s office and not dropped in councilor’s laps until the Thursday before the meeting, and let’s just say they weren’t happy about it. If I was them, I would have all voted NO and told the mayor that they will come up with a better solution within 30 days. Grow a sack already council.

WHY IS A NON-PROFIT PROVIDING COMMUNITY DEVELOPMENT LOANS?

I received a postcard in the mail recently from Habitat for Humanity asking me to apply for this program. Someone asked me how I would have received this. I said, I worked in direct mail for 30 years and you can buy a list for anything. So I am sure they purchased a mailing list that had homeowners in a certain income bracket, and that would certainly be me, LOL. While I appreciate this program, it had me thinking, why isn’t the city mailing out postcards for their similar program thru the Feds of community development loans? The premise is the same, help with needed home repairs. There is a reason we had to but a fence around the Dud, there is NO affordable housing in Sioux Falls and the places that are affordable are falling apart.

Noem, still the ‘dumbest person on earth’

I’m glad to see Noem is keeping the title of ‘dumbest person on earth’ even with her new horse riding position as Chief Stetson wearer of DHS;

During a visit to a library that straddles the border between Canada and the United States, Department of Homeland Security secretary Kristi Noem reportedly stepped from one side to the other while declaring the northern nation “the 51st state.”

The Trump administration official’s move comes amid increased tensions between the two countries due to the president’s decision to threaten tariffs and attack Canada’s sovereignty.

According to the Boston Globe, Noem was in Derby Line, Vermont shortly after a United States border patrol officer was shot dead in the line of duty nearby. She decided to pay a visit to the Haskell Free Library & Opera House, through which the border runs.

The library’s executive director, Deborah Bishop, told the outlet that Noem “stood on the American side and said, ‘USA number one,’ then she crossed the line and said, ‘the 51st state’.”

“She did it at least three times and was very clear in saying, ‘USA number one’,” Bishop added, “and didn’t even say ‘Canada,’ just, ‘the 51st state’.”

Staff said the performance made them “angry,” accusing Noem of bringing partisan politics into a space dedicated to unity.

I’m surprised she didn’t burst into flames when she picked up a book and tried to read it.