Mayor TenHaken

Poopy Reflections

See Paul, I don’t have all bad feelings for yah, I’m starting this post out with one of my favorite songs from one of my favorite bands!

So lately many folks across the political spectrum in Sux have been reaching out to me. Corruption? Open Government? Poops new exercise routine? Close. They have been asking me about MisTaken’s political future and why he is bailing. I told someone, flat out, “Because he can’t run.” I will have more on that soon. But what has been resonating with all these folks is a weird question; ‘Why is Paul so angry?’ First off, I don’t know the guy from Adam, so I don’t do a lot of mental health checks on him, though I do know he likes the Quacktorpractor, maybe ask him? But after the 4th or 5th person called me about this last week, I was like, Gum Dummit! I need to figure this out. So here it is;

I think Paul has been reflecting on the past 7 years and realizing, that in fact, he accomplished nothing except weakening our bond rating, creating millions in additional operating expenses for Rec NO ONE asked for, not stopping the Bunker Ramp, and the list goes on. I would be angry to, very angry. I’m actually surprised he hasn’t been eating broken glass at the meetings (I think they make Werther flavored glass).

Mayor MisTaken monitors your FB comments

One reason I try to avoid political convos on Facebook is because the comments are a cesspool of crap. Mike Zitterich got this friendly email from the mayor about one of his comments;


Mike, I have always been nothing but cordial to you over the years, responding to your emails and never attaching your positions, but your comments online can be quite disrespectful toward me at times. Let’s do better than this. – Paul TenHaken, Mayor of the City of Sioux Falls, S.D 

Mike made this comment (which I felt was harmless):

It’s pretty thin skinned to be monitoring peeps comments and emailing that your feelings are hurt. Mike did apologize and feels remorse, but I told him;

He’s not progressive, and that is why the comment pissed him off. He just put out a letter today saying he is not running for office after leaving as mayor. Pretty thin-skinned to be sending you emails about his hurt feelings. I would have left it. He is a politician, it was a political statement, and you are NOT family or close friends, so not sure why he got so worked up about it. He struggles with his responsibilities as a public servant, the main job is LISTENING to your constituents not sending them emails about hurt feelings.

Speaking of the Mayor getting out of politics and going into the private sector I think he will do political consulting and marketing. First off, I would like to THANK HIM for not running at this time for political office, you ARE not cut out for it. Secondly, Poops is really good at one thing, winning elections (mostly with lots of money) he just doesn’t know what to do when they win. I think he will have a very successful campaign marketing business.

As for Poops marching out the door, I guess quite a few directors are going with him, the rumor is that Cotter (Public works director) Thum (Police Chief) Bill Da’Toole (Human Resources) and Kearney (Parks and Rec) are retiring after Poops term. I guess it would explain why they don’t care about all the nepotism at city hall* There are also many others leaving. This is actually a good thing because the next mayor will be able to appoint his team. Not sure if the city attorney will resign or try to keep a job with the next administration? Either way, I think the next mayor should fire him 30 minutes after inauguration. It’s time to clean the Fiddle out of the Faddle at city hall. And don’t let the door . . .

*(Besides Cotter’s son getting the contract to install sculptures at the Pavilion he also got something else from taxpayers. It caused quite a stir in fleet. I guess if the city hires you to work in Fleet and you don’t have your CDL the city will train you for a Class B for FREE as long as you work for them. Cotter’s son took a short job with fleet so he could get his CDL for FREE, but it gets better, they trained him for FREE on a Class A CDL. If you want a class A with the city, you have to pay for that training on your own. And we used to think Councilor Erpenbach’s kid picking up branches for the parks department was a conflict.)

Popelitical Satire

So ‘Norm’ gave me this idea today;

‘The cummerbund helps with the aching back’

I am not sure what to think of it, it’s kind of funny, but a little out of place. So I am running a contest, whoever writes the best caption I will take to Dakota Craft Links for a wonderful sausage lunch . . . but yah gotta sit and eat it with me 🙂 Oh, and I run a dictatorship, so I decide, but feel free to nag me about who you like the best.

Speaking of silliness, looks like Noem is going to have some good attendance at her little speech at DSU on Saturday. I think it is going to be a madhouse. The organizing of protesters on social media is exploding. I know several folks from SF attending the event. I’m sure the Madison town cops are preparing by skipping Taco Johns for lunch this week 🙁 and only eating coleslaw and Bevita breakfast bars.

Distasteful?!

So Mayor Poops MisTaken said this about Trump’s rendition of the Pope;

To see this content posted from the official account of the White House, less than 2 weeks after the passing of Pope Francis, is incredibly distasteful. Decorum still matters in the public square, and everyone across the political spectrum should find this unacceptable.

While I commend him for trying to correct our president like he did before the election when he defended Haitians and their culinary preferences. But this is the same dude who gave Trump a B minus in his first term. But what irks me is it took making fun of a religious leader to get you to budge?! Really!? What the H’ck is wrong with you?! And while I agree it was a horrible thing to do, it was clearly satire. Even Worm infested Sally Tomato knew this was satire.

But why not call him out when he sexually assaulted women? Or when he bankrupt folks? Or when he mistreats minorities in blatant racist rants? Or when he cheats on his current wife with a pornstar? I guess those things are NOT a redline for you? But, boy, when he mocks a Christian leader, I better say something. Gawd Blez Yah. Paul, we both know you voted for Trump, twice. Don’t think you are going to change him. That ship sailed with his waistline years ago. I know you EvenJelloLickers look at Sally as your special project, but once an atheist always an atheist. That is what he is, and you know it, you just don’t want to accept it. As for abortion, if he wasn’t the Republican candidate for president he would have put Misoprostol vending machines on every street corner of every major city in this country.

Distasteful? More like dismal.

Do ALL Downtown SF Businesses support Saturday metering?

The short answer is NO, and probably why they skirted this move administratively instead of bringing it in front of the council where DTSF businesses could air their grievances in the public square. I supported this based on 1) That DTSF (the org) reassured the council that DT businesses support this* 2) it will ONLY be on Phillips and you can still park for free in the ramps (which I think will gradually be used more due to the Saturday metering on Phillips).

*At first glance I am hearing that only about half of DTSF businesses support this, the rest are ‘wait and see’. This of course is from random conversations I had with DTSF business owners, workers in DTSF and some city staff. Nothing scientific.

I have no idea what kind of support it has.

Which brings us to the crux of the issue. Besides being the council’s duty to vote on new taxes and fees, and a First and Second reading would have allowed people who own businesses DTSF and work DTSF to share their opinions. Maybe most of them support it? I don’t know, and we never will because the process was not followed and the council, once again, allowed a precedent by the mayor’s office. Tsk! Tsk! I sometimes wonder if Trump is our shadow mayor.