Planning Commission

UPDATE: City Council Agenda (Dec 2-3)

UPDATE: IT REALLY IS A TACO TRUCK! I was glad I have been posting about this, because I assumed the contractor would drag the restaurant owner to the meeting after my transparency needling. I know now why it has been under the radar, which we will get to in a moment. When the contractor introduced this restaurant owner to the podium he didn’t say his name or even the name of the establishment, only that he was ‘experienced’. Yeah, experience with failure. This guy has been carting his Gringo Walmart food truck around town after his physical restaurant failed several years ago. And now he wants to park the fart mobile next to a drive thru. Of course the council passed it, but I want to reassure the neighbors, the place will be closed before it even opens. Let’s just say they should name the place ‘Mediocre Microwaved Burrito’.

City Council Regular Meeting • Tuesday, December 2, 2025, at 6:00 PM

Item #28, The applicant is requesting to develop a new retail building that would include a drive-through service window and outdoor speakers adjacent to residential uses. The neighbors are vehemently opposed. But what I find interesting is NO ONE is saying what the restaurant is (what style). All they say is fast food. One of the neighbors at the meeting said, ‘Nobody knows what it is. Is it a taco truck?’ And even after that NO ONE on the planning commission or the planning department mentioned what it was and they are using a private contractor to submit the application. I guess it is safe to say it is fried fish head eatery. Can’t wait! These folks have ran from transparency so long they forget how to tell the truth. Also, if I were opening a restaurant in a busy neighborhood I would tell everyone what it was to get the buzz going before I opened. Maybe it will be a mystery bag restaurant. ‘On Monday I got a meatloaf sandwich and on Thursday I got hot beef, yah just never know! It’s whatever Clem throws together in the back.’

Planning Commission Meeting • Wednesday, December 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM

Item #5A, the Data Center folks barely took a breath and they are back for their rezone. I found this designation interesting;

Light Industrial Employment Center

While the ‘Light Industrial’ is a proper designation, I am not sure the ‘Employment Center’ is proper considering this place will be full of buzzing servers and NOT employees. There is also the energy sucking these places do and there have been stories across the country about how these facilities drive up energy costs for users in the vicinity because of increased infrastructure costs. But our city council can’t be bothered with that. They will approve this without asking one single important question like ‘Why hasn’t the electrical utility provider appeared at these public meetings to reassure the public their rates will not increase?’ I am not against data centers, they are needed, but there is an alternative. Some companies are building self-contained data centers that provide their own water and power thru wells, an on-site water filtration facility and solar and wind energy. Not only are they not taking away from residential needs, the energy is renewable and has NO damaging effects on the environment. The facilities also make more money and employs more people to handle the containment. Maybe the council needs to ask if this place plans wind turbines and solar arrays? Nope, in South Dakota we like to do things dirty and cheap while screwing over our neighbors, and I am sure this FOREIGN owned company (likely Communist Chinese)* isn’t real concerned about Brandon Bob’s garden.

*Nobody has been able to tell me who is ALL in the investor group.

City Council Informational Meeting • Tuesday, December 2, 2025, at 4:00 PM

City Committee and Boards by Jim David, Chief Administrative Officer; Thea Rave, Executive Support Coordinator

I’m not sure what this is about, but I was told a few months ago that several of the city boards have NOT been fully filled since TenHaken has taken office, because ‘He won’t appoint anyone he doesn’t know or referred to him by a friend.’ Which is sad in a town of 200K+. And it is NOT like anyone is applying, I guess there are plenty of applicants, but if they can’t pass the ‘white church lane’ test, they don’t get appointed.*

*A neighbor and associate of the mayor recently told me he moved from the infamous street. Maybe he is living with Marshall Selberg in Harford?

Item #35/41, (35)The purpose of this rezoning is to allow for the construction of an office and apartments. (41) The city has been working with the applicant for the redevelopment of the property bounded by 18th Street and 19th Street and also Minnesota Avenue and Dakota Avenue. With this redevelopment, they have requested the vacation of 19th Street. This resolution would vacate 19th Street between Minnesota Avenue and Dakota. Tre Ministries, who I have encouraged to change their name to Lyre Ministries, is taking another bite at the apple. The rumor mill tells me that this was the plan all along and they went thru this sideshow to fool the council and the city, but who knows? I have heard all kinds of stories about conflicts with certain councilors, the mysterious ownership of the lot, the city loan that wasn’t, and a whole host of other problems. I have made it clear with certain councilors that the neighborhood is NOT against a project there, they just don’t want that street closed. I would also suggest denying the request based on the integrity of the applicant. I’m hoping the neighbors put on their pissy pants Tuesday night and read the council the riot act. Stop pleading with these folks, start demanding. They just blow you off when you come in with your hippy dippy crap. Be truthful and to the point, and call them out in advance before they even vote. Ask them who frosts their cupcakes and wipes their asses. Hard to answer the question when your mouth is full of brown nose cake and chamber charcuterie.

Item #39, Providing supplemental appropriations from Sales/Use Tax available fund balance to fund police radios. I’m all for new police radios, but how this rolled out is super suspicious. Let’s just say that the Curtist the Blurtist show will be on full display with this item. I guess the city is getting a black Friday deal with the radios. So nice the Chinese government will be able to listen in on our police calls 🙂

Item #43, The resolution adopts the City’s legislative priorities for upcoming session of the South Dakota Legislature. They should call this year’s priorities ‘Mo Money’ because all they do is ask for money from Pierre. Go read it, it reads like Baron Trump’s Santa Wish List. Ironically the stuff they are requesting money for can be handled thru non-profits that get Federal grants. Instead of asking for money from Pierre maybe help these organizations write Federal grants. Sally Tomato will be gone before we know it and hopefully all this stuff will get back to normal. The Orange Menace is like a ghost fart, deadly and sneaky at first, but it soon will dissipate.

The next Mayor of Sioux Falls needs to clean house at the planning department

I have been watching the planning department over the past couple of years and all of their missteps. Besides being sued, which seems like a lot lately, they are doing secretive deals and no-bid contracts. I think it is sooo bad at the department, I am not sure just changing the director would fix the rot. Obviously the planning director takes orders from the mayor then directs his staff to move forward. But there seems to be a disconnect between the mayor and the director and the rest of the management staff. I guess it seems they acted alone,

If I were the next mayor, I would not only replace the director I would likely replace every manager and engineer right below him. Just putting a new director in place won’t solve the problem, there needs to be a whole reorganization of the department and there goals. I don’t like seeing professionals with the city losing their jobs, but I also look at city employees as an investment and if that investment is costing us instead of providing essential services, it’s time to show them the door. It’s also damaging to the reputation of that department.

I am NOT naive, I know this has been going on for a long time, but with all the lawsuits lately the problem has seemed to rear it’s head.

Depending on who the next mayor will be, it will be interesting to watch how they handle the situation.

The ‘Mysterious’ Tre Ministries Project

Ephesians 4:25

Therefore, having put away falsehood, let each one of you speak the truth with his neighbor, for we are members one of another.

I guess this is what JC said about transparency, and it’s good. JC really was the Dale Carnegie of 2,000 years ago!

This brings us to the former historic gas station and pot shop corporate headquarters on 18th and Minnesota, you know, the location of really expensive groceries and a employee discriminatory sandwich shop and who can forget the vape shop turned Noem campaign headquarters or the low class windshield shop where workers yell at me like cavemen when I ride my bike thru the parking lot.

Tre has changed plans many times with historic designations, running out of investors and now with a street closure and redevelopment plan that includes an office building on a residential street. Huh?

Originally we were told the city was giving them an interest free deferred loan (doesn’t have to be paid back), which would be awful. I believe the Planning Commission did approve it but I get lost with the council, which I think approved it also. But then it was revealed that Tre paid for it themselves (FF: 1:41:00). So was the council aware of this? If so, when were they going to tell the public? How does an approval process happen then behind the scenes another arrangement is made? If a demo contract needs to be canceled, the council MUST approve that cancellation in a public meeting. There are many shady levels to this project including a city councilor intimately involved with the project (maybe financially) not recusing themself from the discussion, which is an ethics violation even if HE is NOT involved in the final vote.

This administration is playing fast and loose with the law, but hey, look at the leader of the party, 50 shades of orange.

The City of Sioux Falls is hiring an Assistant Planning Director

When you read the job listing all it says is that the city is hiring an ‘assistant director’ without specifying the department. Once you scroll down to the bottom you figure out from job qualifications they are looking for an assistant director. Currently, Kevin Smith is the Assistant Director of the Planning Department, unless he has already ‘left’ or is planning on retirement it seems this person would be his replacement.

UPDATE: Sioux Falls ‘Rando’

UPDATE: During the informational today there was NO apology from the Parks Department over the detour debacle. But, Councilor Sigette questioned who planned the detours. They replied ‘They did.’ Which seems like a Don Kearney Swanson kind of fib. When I attended the last PTAB meeting the same question was asked of a different parks rep and they replied sheepishly that the contractors actually planned it. So who is telling the truth? It is still disgusting to me that A CITY EMPLOYEE went on TurdBook trying to blame riders for the poorly planned detours. When people say city employees have our best interest I just point to something like this or the runaround and transfers you get when you ask a simple question from a city customer support person on the phone, and they NEVER get back to you.

At the Fiscal meeting, only one committee member was opposed to increasing reserves, Merkouris, and his short and sweet rationale made perfect sense. Why have this money that we haven’t spent in the past (because of State and Federal assistance) and now we want to increase it? He didn’t see the emergency, and neither do I.

IS THIS JUST ANOTHER TAX SCAM TO BUILD THE CONVENTION CENTER?

During the discussion of the reserve increases it was mentioned that if we do this our bond rating will go up. Well wouldn’t that be convenient when you need to fund a Convention Center Bond without a new tax revenue source. This appears to be just another f’ing scam from Poops to get his Convention Center in a railroad swamp built . . . and the council will clap like seals.

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There have been so many ‘tidbits’ over the last week that I will just give a brief review.

AFFORDABLE HOUSING SUIT GOING TO TRIAL

I was told yesterday that the affordable housing development suit AGAINST the city is moving to trial. Ironically, the judge that signed off on the trial just retired. So a trial date has not been set, and they still have to determine if it will be a jury trial. The city and it’s legal counsel tried to get the case dismissed (it was dismissed out of Federal Court but referred to state court). If it is a jury trial it will be a slam dunk for the plaintiff. Basically the city is allegedly holding a development hostage over a affordable housing dispute and NOT allowing them to sell the properties (giving occupancy permits). The city has been up to some real shady/vengeful crap and it will be exposed in the trial. Hopefully they will park a food truck in the court room so some of the media shows up.

CAN NEIGHBORS SUE THE CITY OVER REZONES FOR VIOLATING THE COMPREHENSIVE PLAN?

So someone in the community who knows a lot about planning and development (not a public employee or politician) informed me of something interesting. They said, “Yah know, neighbors can sue the city over violating the comprehensive plan when approving rezones that are not compatible with that plan.”

So what does this mean? Basically if you are a homeowner and an adjacent homeowner wants to rezone their property to something else, like commercial, they have to go thru a compatibility study (see ex below)

If this study shows that ANY of the compatibility numbers are under 5, it puts the rezone into question. So if the PC and City Council approve a rezone when the compatibility numbers are NOT ALL 5’s and the adjacent neighbors are opposed, this gives them the legal authority to sue over the rezone since it didn’t meet the requirements of the comprehensive plan.

FISCAL COMMITTEE MEETING FOR WHAT?

As we know, this administration and council have NOT been transparent often playing games with agendas in order to mislead or confuse. Committee meetings are usually random with this council, and they decided to have another random Fiscal meeting with a random agenda that says ‘Overview of Proposed Ordinance’ with no attached documents. My assumption is they are going to talk about the reserves and other fiscal items, but why not list what you are going to discuss? Why the secrecy? Makes you wonder if they are concocting some kind of tax scheme to get us to pay for the new Convention Center?

WILL THE SIOUX FALLS PARKS DEPARTMENT FINALLY APOLOGIZE FOR REC TRAIL DETOURS?

This should be a great smoke and mirrors show;

Recreation Trail Planning & Maintenance by Josh Johnson, Park Operations Manager; Mike Patten, Park Development Manager

At this point I really don’t care that you f’kd up, and I really don’t care about your f’ing excuses and finger pointing. Admit you screwed up with planning and apologize to the folks that pay your wages. I took a ride this morning on a spur towards family park that got a fresh squeeze of oil this summer over the top of horrible cracks. It is so bumpy if you go over 5 MPH in one of the sections you have to wear a mouthpiece or you teeth will rattle out of your head. I was reading a story this week about how Howard Dean is helping to build bike trails across the US on old rail lines, glad to see that no one from our parks department is involved.

GOLF CART TOURS ON THE BIKE TRAIL?

I told you a few weeks back about a friend who took a golf cart on the bike trail (he is disabled and cannot ride a bike). He told me that his mom drove him in the cart and they got a lot of strange looks but it was permitted due to his disability. When he first started researching this the parks department had to look into Federal statutes to see if it was legal. I guess they decided that they would take a shot at it because I saw three, 4-seater golf carts being driven by parks employees on Friday afternoon on the trail. I looked on the city website to see if I could sign up and found nothing about the rides. I wonder if this is recent? They did have permits taped to the hoods of the carts. I have been trying to get people to take bike trail tours on my Rickshaw and have only had 4 couples so far. It’s a beautiful tour. (my trike is a Class II so it is legal on the trail).

THE BOARD OF REGENTS IS TURNING USD INTO A ‘TACO’ UNIVERSITY

Rhoden must feel like a real chump;

USD said Hook’s deletion of the post and issuing an apology were enough to stay at the school.

The Board of Regents were probably told by legal counsel that you will lose this 1st Amendment case, and after you lose your reputation as an institution will go in the toilet. This was a fiscal decision to keep the professor NOT a constitutional one. I hope this professor goes on a speaking tour in SD about the 1st Amendment. When handed lemons . . . And always remember, when referring to someone as a NAZI always say WHITE CHRISTIAN NATIONALIST instead, it is the more WOKE, DEI version of NAZI the radical right has adopted.

WHY DIDN’T WE PUT THE PRISON IN VERMILLION?

Speaking of the institution in the middle of nowhere, with the recent move of the USD medical school to Sux (and the law school probably coming soon after) it makes you wonder if it is time to mothball USD in Vermillion. One suggestion would be to make the Vermillion campus a vocational school and put all the undergraduate studies in Sux. My suggestion would be to convert it into the new prison (like we did in Springfield years ago) and move the entire university to the SE Tech campus.