I prefer white tea

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Think Progress makes a great catch on C-SPAN this morning: Someone calls in while Sen. John Barrasso (R-WY) is answering the lines, practically in tears because Sen. Jim Inhofe (R-OK) missed this morning’s procedural vote on health care.
He was apparently concerned that — after following Sen. Tom Coburn’s (R-OK) instructions to pray that someone couldn’t make a manager’s amendment vote Sunday night — his prayers for Sen. Robert Byrd (D-WV) to die struck the wrong senator.

I would rather be shaving my balls with a butter knife then go to this event;
Some of the topics we will touch on will be:
* Hierarchy of needs
* Preparation for interruptions in public utilities
* Preparation for possible interruptions in interstate commerce
* Preparation for probable inflation or possible economic collapse
* Communication in the event of catastrophe or blackout
* Family Plans, Rally Points
* Common sense survival tips
* Individual self-defense (including avoidance/evasion, defensive stances, blocking moves, weapon selection, use of force ladder)
* Home defense (pet issues, lighting issues, alarm issues, defense in depth, weapon selection, the Castle Doctrine)
Possible economic collapse? What a jackass.