(not such an) Ugly Table #66
“Who even has a body like that?!” Okay, you often see images of models in the grocery store magazines, and think to yourself, “This shit doesn’t exist in real life.”…
“Who even has a body like that?!” Okay, you often see images of models in the grocery store magazines, and think to yourself, “This shit doesn’t exist in real life.”…
THE PROVERBIAL ‘PIED PIPER’ Excerpt from an online complaint; “While our waiter was nice, he wasn’t really with it. And I couldn’t really figure out why everyone (staff and manager)…
I.D. Please As she was trying to find her license her birth control pills flew out of her purse onto the table. Her face turned red and she smiled at…
ADORABLE CHILD Fellow server, “Okay, we are going to sing happy birthday to Allison, and she is just adorable.” Me, “What if Allison was ugly, would you have told us?”…
BIG HEAD Customer; “It’s been a long time since we have gone out for dinner, and we truly appreciate your recommendations. The food is wonderful. You are a really good…