The Ugly Table #60
I WANT ANGELS WIPING MY ASS I’m pretty sure whoever invented toilet paper for restaurant public restrooms is a masochist. I make a point of squeezing one off before I…
I WANT ANGELS WIPING MY ASS I’m pretty sure whoever invented toilet paper for restaurant public restrooms is a masochist. I make a point of squeezing one off before I…
This one reminds me of the assplug who wrote on the tip line, “My wife was supposed to get mashed potatoes not fries.” Yet the multiple times I came to…
ILLITERATE DINER D: “What are your sides?” Me: “There is a full listing in the menu, let me show you the page.” D: “Why can’t you just tell me?!” Me:…
JUST SO YOU KNOW, I’M A SHITTY TIPPER Before the rest of his party of ten showed up, the gentleman paying the bill asked me this question, because apparently, being…
WELL BUTTER MY SIDEBURNS I have seen butter on customers in several places; • NOSE • MUSTACHE, GOATEE, BEARD, SOUL PATCH • MIDDLE OF SPECTACLES Small children generally have it…