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Thune’s BFF thrown in jail

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I remember the first time I met John Thune, he was running for US Congress and Mr. Nelson was a client of the company I worked for. He brought Ironic Johnny by to meet the rest of us working stiffs. I wonder if John will be personally escorting him to Federal prison;

Sioux Falls businessman Dan Nelson was sentenced Thursday to two and a half years in federal prison for lying to several banks that were funding his used car dealerships.

While working on Nelson’s company’s business documents, you knew it was only a matter of time before someone was going to end up in jail. None of this surprises me, except that Ironic Johnny continues to wash his hands of his BFF Dan Nelson.

Thune. Still a tool. (H/T – SH)

From my email box:

I listen to a sports show everyday – Tony Kornheiser‘s Washington DC broadcast. I like it because it’s a sports show that doesn’t talk much about sports.

Once a month or so they have Howard Fineman from Newsweek to talk a little politics. Today they were doing a bit of a recap of the year, and Kornheiser asked about the winners and losers of the past year. Fineman said you’d have to say John Thune is a political winner, because he “has somehow managed to get his name out as a Presidential candidate without actually accomplishing anything.” Korneheiser replied that he was going to ask who this guy was, and they went back and forth a bit on him.

Tony. He’s a f’ing tool.

I hope you slip on the ice John

Anytime this guy opens his mouth, I just cringe;

Republican Senator John Thune says he’s surprised the U.S. Senate is staying so busy in the final days of the session.

He says some of the issues should be carried over to the next session of Congress and shouldn’t be taken up in a lame-duck session.

Republicans gained some Senate seats in the November election and regained control of the House.

Thune said November election results showed a rejection of Democratic proposals and to work on those bills now is “flouting” the election outcome.

John, you haven’t done Jack shit since you have been in office unless Johnson was holding your hand. Let’s talk about someone who flouts. You have obstructed everything Obama has attempted. Remember, Obama, our current president who won with a majority of the vote in the last presidential race? Flouting?! Ironic Johnny at his best, once again.

Ironic Johnny gets his earmark hypocrisy handed to him (H/T – Helga)

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NNoG_eRNuo[/youtube]

I literally bang my freaking head against the wall when people ask me from other states, “What’s up with John Thune?”. He is one of the most hypocritical politicians from our state. He, at times, even makes Janklow look like Santa Claus. At least Janklow isn’t a hypocrite, just a gigantic asshole.

This video is actually better  by Rachel (starts at about 4:20)

Here’s a little transcript on NPR;

REPORTER: So why not ask that they (earmarks) be removed…?

SEN. THUNE:  Well, I — we’re going to — we’re going to try and vote this thing down.  I mean, I don’t know how you — how you get them out now other than amending the bill.  You know, the bill’s infront of us.

‘Uh, well, thanks, uh, for handing me my ass, uh, I hope, like, South Dakotans don’t see this and catch me talking out of both sides of ‘my ass’, something friends and close family members call ‘my face.’

(screenshot from MSNBC)

I love how John Thune blames the Democrats for ‘HIS’ earmarks;

The bill includes 28 earmarks from Thune at a cost of about $38.5 million, according to Taxpayers for Common Sense, a nonpartisan watchdog group.

Thune spokesman Kyle Downey said the senator has not withdrawn his earmarks, which were inserted in the spending bill months ago, because “he didn’t think the Democrats would have the audacity to bring up an omnibus after being rejected by voters this past November. However, the senator plans to vote against the omnibus and will vote to strip out all earmarks if given the chance.”

So you put earmarks in because you didn’t think the bill would pass anyway? John, you say some pretty stupid things, but I think that one tops it. Any bill has a chance of passing, so why put them in there to begin with? What a hypocrite. For someone who claims to be a Christian, you sure lie alot.

Helga’s odds and ends; Noem & Thune

At Least 13 New Republican Members Of Congress Hire Corporate Lobbyists To Manage Their Office

To many Americans, Washington is fundamentally broken. While corporations enjoy record profits and executives reward themselves with million-dollar bonuses, lobbyists have gamed the system so corporate behemoths like ExxonMobil and GE pay zero corporate income taxes. During the economic crisis, with high unemployment and stagnant wages, middle class Americans seem to be bearing the sacrifices. Riding a wave of this popular discontent, Republicans won a historical congressional election this year by channeling anger against “Beltway insiders” and Washington corruption.

• Rep.-elect Krisi Noem (R-SD) selected Jordon Stoick as her chief of staff. Stoick is a vice president at the lobbying firm Direct Impact. Direct Impact also specializes in building public support for corporate causes, boasting on its website that it once generated hundreds of letters to the FCC on behalf of the telecom industry.

Thune Demands Unemployment Benefits Be Paid For, But Not The Bush Tax Cuts For The Wealthy

At the end of November, unemployment benefits expired for 2 million Americans in the midst of the holiday season, thanks to repeated Republican obstructionism in the Senate. The White House tax compromise announced this week will extend these benefits for 13 months, but a number of Republicans are opposing the extension because it would increase the deficit, and are even threatening to scuttle the entire deal over aid for the jobless.

“I don’t think we need to extend unemployment any further without paying for it,” Sen. Jim DeMint (R-SC) told conservative talk radio host Hugh Hewitt Tuesday. “Thank you, @JimDeMint” former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin tweeted yesterday in response. “Obviously Obama is so very, very wrong on the economy & spins GOP tax cut goals; so fiscal conservatives: we expect you to fight for us & America’s solvency,” Palin followed up in another tweet.

Of course, at the same time, these self-described “fiscal conservatives” have been demanding a permanent extension of the Bush tax cuts for the wealthy, which would add $830 billion to the deficit over ten years. The White House compromise only extended them for two years, at a cost of $120 billion. The unemployment extension would cost far less — only $55 billion.

Nonetheless, on Fox News host Sean Hannity’s show last night, Sen. John Thune (R-SD) joined DeMint and Palin, saying “we need” to pay for unemployment benefits, while completely ignoring the cost of the Bush tax cuts:

HANNITY: What do you think of what Jim DeMint and Governor Palin had said about this that, you know, we need to extend unemployment. We can’t do it without funding it. Number two, we don’t need temporary economy. We don’t need temporary tax rates, businesses need to look five, 10 years down the road. What do you think of that criticism?

THUNE: I don’t disagree with any of that. … But I do agree with what Senator DeMint is saying and that is we need to try and come up with a way to pay for this $55 billion extension of unemployment benefits. We will be offering amendments in the Senate to do just that.

Watch it:

Of course, Thune did not say he would offer an amendment to pay for the Bush tax bonus for the rich. As the Wonk Room’s Pat Garofalo noted yesterday, “Unemployment benefits are providing a vital lifeline to millions of Americans struggling in a weak economy,” but Thune, DeMint, and their cohorts “would cut them off, while lavishing tax breaks on the wealthy.”