A Movie Review with The Angry Guy

‘The Wrestler’

I saw this movie last night, and I was a little surprised. It turns out that it is really about an old stripper that can’t get men to pay to see her naked, and gets harrassed by some guy that used to wrestle that has AIDS or something like that. Sure, there were plenty of scenes where fat bloody gay men roll around on the floor for the entertainment of the NASCAR crowd, but mostly that was filler between the scenes where you get to see Marisa Tomei’s funbags. Would I recommend this movie to someone I like? That’s a trick question, I don’t like people…. but I would say rent it when it comes out on DVD.



14 comments ↓

#1 l3wis on 01.27.09 at 8:23 am

That’s the best movie review I have ever read . . . glad you got off the crabby wagon.

#2 Johnny Roastbeef on 01.27.09 at 8:32 am

I really wanted to see this movie until I read this. I guess I’m going to The Curious Case of Benjamin Button after all.

#3 PP at the SDWC on 01.27.09 at 8:39 am

Did you even watch the movie? He had a heart attack.

#4 hossenpheffer on 01.27.09 at 8:40 am

I liked gran torino better, but I did depressing movies, and have a ‘thing’ for wrasslers, so i liked it.

#5 hossenpheffer on 01.27.09 at 8:40 am

did = dig
god, i type bad

#6 l3wis on 01.27.09 at 8:45 am

Pat- You really don’t know much about Angry Guy? Do you?

#7 Angry Guy on 01.27.09 at 9:03 am

Nobody gets me.

#8 Beer Jew on 01.27.09 at 10:52 am

Yeah.

#9 l3wis on 01.27.09 at 12:20 pm

Hey Beer Jew, I had lunch with Jesse Sneaky, we were wondering where you live now? Still Missypissyapolis?

#10 Ghost of Dude on 01.27.09 at 2:08 pm

Interestingly, if you google “marissa Tomei’s funbags”, this post is on the first page. Congrats, AG.

#11 Angry Guy on 01.27.09 at 2:26 pm

I do what I can. The site letmegooglethatforyou.com is my new favorite way to answer everyone’s stupid questions. H/T to The Bourbonator on that one.

#12 l3wis on 01.27.09 at 2:37 pm

I hope my host’s server doesn’t shut down from all the hits.

#13 Beer Jew on 01.27.09 at 3:25 pm

Yep. I live closer to St Paul than Mpls, though. I’m enjoying the middle class lifestyle with my wife and our 0.0 children.
Pretty rockin’!

#14 l3wis on 01.27.09 at 4:08 pm

I always knew you had a low sperm count.