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If he wasn’t such a Rebublican douche bag….

This would be more awesome.

Snark overload… must…. click… Publish…….

SC fans rejoice at the prospect of Nick's saliva residue

Because Valentine’s Day wasn’t lame enough already.

I heard if you buy enough of their merch, your ‘valentine’ comes with a Spill Canvas ‘touched’ butt plug and ass-less chaps.

A Movie Review with The Angry Guy

‘The Wrestler’

I saw this movie last night, and I was a little surprised. It turns out that it is really about an old stripper that can’t get men to pay to see her naked, and gets harrassed by some guy that used to wrestle that has AIDS or something like that. Sure, there were plenty of scenes where fat bloody gay men roll around on the floor for the entertainment of the NASCAR crowd, but mostly that was filler between the scenes where you get to see Marisa Tomei’s funbags. Would I recommend this movie to someone I like? That’s a trick question, I don’t like people…. but I would say rent it when it comes out on DVD.

Could he be THE ONE?

Man, I’m bored…..

Alaska’s Biggest Newspaper Wonders Which Palin Will Return Home

It’s obvious which Sarah Palin Alaskans need to see in the next two years. Alaskans elected her to be governor, not to give her a platform to run for president in 2012. Alaskans chose her because she promised a different way of doing business, not more of the same mindless partisan warfare.

Centrist Sarah Palin or the highly partisan social conservative Sarah Palin?

Post of the Living Dead (ZW minus 1)

I thought since this might be the last chance Ihave to post before Z-Day, I might as well dedicate it to my second favorite zombie of all time. My most favorite being Bub, from Romero’s Day of the Dead.

My second favorite zombie of all time is known throughout the world, has starred in dozens of feature films and has had so many books written about him they dedicate entire libraries to them. You could say he’s worshipped by millions. I am , of course, talking about Zombie Jesus. I’ll cover the facts as we know them, and leave the rest up to you all to figure out.
Fact #1. Jesus was crucified, died, buried, and then ROSE FROM THE DEAD.

Acts 2:24 – But God raised him from the dead, freeing him from the agony of death, because it was impossible for death to keep its hold on him.

Fact #2. He encouraged zombie like behavior.

John 6:53 – Jesus said to them, “I tell you the truth, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink his blood, you have no life in you”.

I don’t know about you guys, but something tells me its going to take more than a shovel to the head to put this one down.

Jesus Christ Zombie Lord

Sunday Night News Roundup

For a second there I thought this was DooHickey’s church. I see the same old stupid talking points are being used.

“The church does not intend to engage in political intervention activity as prohibited by federal law and the United States Constitution,” he told the IRS. “But the church will not stop communicating its Biblical message, even if it relates to contemporary issues in the world.

“Thus,” Holick continued, “the church cannot agree to not engage in any activity that may favor or oppose a candidate. Simply preaching the word of God on a moral issue which a candidate is opposed, may be deemed to oppose a candidate. While it is the church’s policy not to oppose or endorse a candidate for office, it will not stop preaching God’s word.”

Johnny McCain is the gambler,

The visit had been arranged by the lobbyist, Scott Reed, who works for the Mashantucket Pequot, a tribe that has contributed heavily to Mr. McCain’s campaigns and built Foxwoods into the world’s second-largest casino. Joining them was Rick Davis, Mr. McCain’s current campaign manager. Their night of good fortune epitomized not just Mr. McCain’s affection for gambling, but also the close relationship he has built with the gambling industry and its lobbyists during his 25-year career in Congress.

Wow! Heather Locklear even looks good when she gets a mugshot.

Locklear, 47, was pulled over by a California Highway Patrol officer Saturday afternoon after a resident reported seeing the actress leaving a parking lot and “driving erratically,” patrol spokesman Tom Marshall said.