Snark overload… must…. click… Publish…….

SC fans rejoice at the prospect of Nick's saliva residue

Because Valentine’s Day wasn’t lame enough already.

I heard if you buy enough of their merch, your ‘valentine’ comes with a Spill Canvas ‘touched’ butt plug and ass-less chaps.



7 comments ↓

#1 l3wis on 02.06.09 at 1:41 pm

‘touched’ butt plug and ass-less chaps

And a scented candle too?

#2 Angry Guy on 02.06.09 at 2:06 pm

Yeah.. the candle is made from the editorial staff’s lip gloss scraped off of Randall Beck’s ass.

#3 l3wis on 02.06.09 at 2:08 pm

How Romantic.

And probably pretty small considering they have canned half the staff over there.

#4 Angry Guy on 02.06.09 at 3:34 pm

I hope this post doesn’t make me seem like a homophobe… cus I’m not…
I’m an EMOphobe.

#5 Ghost of Dude on 02.06.09 at 3:58 pm

They are kind of scary. I’m afraid I’ll become depressed if I get too close.

#6 Beer Jew on 02.06.09 at 4:02 pm

Q: How many emo freaks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None, they rather sit in the dark and cry like a bunch of fucking pussies.

I’m proposing a new holiday–“Take an emo freak to Huset’s”. The beer and the noise will do them good. They won’t notice the additional dirt. Free sprint car tire from the field in back for the ride home.

#7 l3wis on 02.06.09 at 5:40 pm

– My new joke!