January 2009

Get out your Sunday Morning Barf Bags Out

I just watched Dick Cheney tell his 1000th and 1001th lie on ‘Face the Nation’.

Not only did he think the invasion of Iraq was carried out ‘Masterfully’ but he doesn’t think he or the president did anything wrong when it comes to the warrantless wiretaps. He also goes on to say that the surveillence was handled ‘masterfully’ (apparently he likes that word) but he didn’t think anybody’s civil liberties were violated (except of course their 4th Amendment Rights, etc, etc, but who pays attention the constitution?).

I hope he leaves Washington in a Black Mariah.

Rounds proposing 200 new rate and tax increases in 2009

What a guy! People are losing their jobs left and right, the economy is in the pooper, and Mike’s solution, stick it to the man a little harder.

SouthDakotaMac puts the beat down on him.

The Budget Sock Puppet delivers the Rounds spin on their new maniac tax spree: We’re long past due – in fact we’ve one tax hike that was last changed way back in 1951!

And those water permit fees ain’t been hiked up since 1977. And lookee here, boys! We got $8 drivers license taxes and now let’s hike those suckers up to 20 bucks!!! WooooooooWEEEE! And look yonder, Governor, heah comes Princess Shantel and she’s gonna increase taxes 12 million bucks on old cars and pickups ‘cause them stupid po’ folk want to pay mo’ taxes too! YeeeeeeHAW!!!! Who the hell cares if po’ folks are losing their jobs and the banks are foreclosing on homes and repossessin’ their cars. We gonna have us a passel o’ tax increases and party like it’s 2 double-ott nine!