February 2010

South Dacola’s big frickin’ art auction

For the next couple of weeks I will be featuring paintings I have FOR SALE. I will be selling them for BEST OFFER unless otherwise noted You can leave your bid in the comments section, and if your bid wins, you can email me.

BEST OFFER: ‘BACCHUS’ (AFTER CARAVAGGIO) (Aprox: 16 X 20″ – MIXED MEDIA & ACRYLIC ON CANVAS (CUSTOM WOOD FRAME)

Electric Cooperatives, State Retailers to Hold Campaign Academies

PIERRE – South Dakota’s electric cooperatives, along with the state retailer’s organization, will be co-hosting two Campaign Academies this March. The Campaign Academy, designed by the Arlington, Va.-based National Rural Electric Cooperative Association’s Grassroots Unit, is designed to help individuals seeking public office this fall along with anyone else involved in their campaigns. The course helps individuals sharpen their political skills and prepare them for the rigors of the campaign trail, whether it be school board, town council, county commission or state office. SDREA, along with the South Dakota Retailers Association, will be coordinating the South Dakota workshops which are scheduled for March 16 in Rapid City and March 18 in Sioux Falls. The school is open to candidates of any political party and will feature campaign veterans and professionals focusing on the core areas of fund-raising, campaign strategy, message development and communication skills. Participants will receive a binder of the various presentations and additional training supplements on the topics covered during the course. Attendees will also learn about campaign rules and regulations. The registration deadline is March 3. There is a $25 fee to attend the all-day program; additional people from a campaign may attend for $15 per person. This covers the cost of materials, continental breakfast, and lunch.

Contact your local electric cooperative for a registration form. You can also obtain a registration form online at www.sdrea.coop or at www.sdra.org or calling SDREA at 1-605-224-8823.

Today, SD Men have even more POW (Power Of Weiner)!!!

Good day!

Re: news articles about SD Men’s continued weiner health (anti-female baby-making related parts), upheld high taxes on gourmet hot dogs preventing “poor & hungry deadbeats” from taking up a wealthier SD customer’s seat at the Senior Wee Wee Restaurant, protected police puppy penises, and more spiritually inspirational prophetic wisdom from the All-Mighty Lord & Savior’s favorite Dick!

SD House kills contraceptive coverage bill

http://beta.argusleader.com/article/20100223/UPDATES/100223055

SD House kills food tax bill

http://beta.argusleader.com/article/20100223/UPDATES/100223050

SD House passes bill to protect police dogs

http://beta.argusleader.com/article/20100223/UPDATES/100223007/-1/updates

Cheney at CPAC: Obama ‘One-Term’ President

http://newsmax.com/InsideCover/cheney-cpac-obama-2012/2010/02/18/id/350265

Today was a good day to be an EggBert Family POW (Power Of Weiner) Man & for the registered Republican men in the Senior Wee-Wee state of SD. 

POW, SPROING, BOINK, WHACK…

Sincerely,

EggBert & Men of the family (even Granny Gumption agrees with the POW Factor – she knows her place in this world, and she also knows the power of Gramps Grumps’s boiled, fried, grilled, and yes, even his frozen, shriveled, limp, and/or leaky weiner!)