February 2011

State Legislature GOP Majority; Freaks, Geeks and Weirdos

Attorney of Law in Brandon, rodeo clown in Pierre

I have held my tongue about the legislative session this year, not because I’m not infuriated about the idiotic legislation that is proposed, but because I have come to expect our legislature to ignore the elephant in the room (the budget) and focus on lunacy. This of course should come as no surprise, the GOP is in control, big time, and they love social wedge issues,

“The big gorilla is the budget cuts,” said William Richardson, a political science professor at the University of South Dakota. “You are not going to get any of your favorite programs funded, so what else is there to which one can attach one’s name and be reasonably assured of getting some notice and reform that appeals to your constituents?”

Finally, someone from the AL writes a story about the circus;

‘There were some extremists elected’

That theory makes sense to former longtime legislator Dave Knudson, a Sioux Falls Republican who served as Senate majority leader from 2007 to 2010.

“I think there were some extremists elected in November. That they would come in with agenda-driven bills is not surprising,” Knudson said.

Just like I said above, no shockers here. Same shit, different day.

In these kinds of cases, legislation proposals simply are mirroring national themes, according to Knudson, Fry and others.

“I think that is clearly true,” Knudson said. “People go to conferences and pick these ideas up and want to run with them.”

This bothers me the most. I could care less what your ‘Save the Whales’ issue is, I just wish our legislature was more creative, something I have often argued, liberal progressives have an edge on. Of course these are the same people who think the world is 6,000 years old, so go figure.

Former legislator Scott Heidepriem said that an overwhelming Republican dominance of the Legislature this year also is a factor.

“Republicans are free to entertain all kinds of odd conversations and unfortunate nonsense,” said Heidepriem, a Sioux Falls Democrat who served as Senate minority leader from 2007 to 2010. “It makes South Dakota look bad. But they do it when they are in complete control.

Odd conversations? More like bloody fucking absurd (but I’m sure the AL wouldn’t print that, or they would have to give you a $25 parking ticket 🙂

Heidepriem said that the state constitution does not direct legislators to entertain social issues. “It does say give kids an adequate education and have an adequate infrastructure.”

But, Scooter, that stuff is a yawn. Who wants to talk about bridges, roads and books, when we can talk about killing abortion doctors, denying married couples to have children, beaners, and shootin’ up things?

“Most legislative leaders figure if somebody is elected, they have earned the right to present issues they think are important to their constituents,” said House Minority Leader Bernie Hunhoff, D-Yankton.

ERRRRR, Wrong! While social issues are important, they should not overshadow a basic function of a democracy, using tax dollars to provide citizens services. It’s not about writing foolish laws, it’s about protecting and serving the public.

“It takes a toll on civility – the gun thing, the pro-life thing. They create an emotionally charged energy that divides people when they need to be brought together,” especially to deal with the overwhelming budget issues, Hunhoff said.

Gotta love ‘group hug’ Bernie. It’s too bad he is not a Republican, he could probably be our governor now. But in all seriousness, Bernie is right. We are in really dire straits, and it’s not about guns, babies or immigrants, it’s about the budget. Just like in Wisconsin, where the gov wants to cut government services to hand out more corporate refunds and tax breaks, SD is in the same boat. Why are we not talking about this? Why are we not in the streets of Pierre protesting (which would require five-buckle overboots, or waders for that matter)?

Because SD voters are thick. Thick in the skull.

The cost of attending an Argue Endorser public forum; $25

Not sure if anyone watched the public forum at the University Center that the AL put on the other day, but it’s a hoot. Especially when Public Works director Galen Huber says he doesn’t want to make any conclusions about snowgates until they collect all the data from the season, but then shit talks them the entire time, claiming they narrow streets (even though every street in SF gets narrower during the winter, especially in the older neighborhoods where a lot of people park on both sides). What I have often wondered is why these forums are not very well attended (besides the fact that the AL is putting them on) it may have to do with the parking situation as this South DaCola foot soldier explained to me in an email;

I’m e-mailing you my “public forum/parking ticket experience”.

I attended the Argus Leader’s public forum on roads last Thursday at University Center.  When I arrived the visitor’s lot was full, so I parked out in one of the far lots.

Much to my dismay, I rec’d a $25 parking ticket!

I stopped in at the Argus office the next day, thinking that they would be willing to give the University Center a call to explain that I had been there attending the public forum.  First the receptionist called MariCarol (Editor) her response was that she had also gotten a ticket. I told the receptionist that I wanted to talk to her, but when she called her back she was suddenly unavailable. Randall Beck (Publisher) and Yvonne Hawkins (Queen of Community convos) were also at the forum, so I asked to speak to Randall – he would not talk to me either.  I don’t know if he also got a ticket, but I was right behind him when he walked out and he was parked in a faculty spot. So, I asked to speak to Yvonne, she came out, I explained the situation and told her that I did not expect the Argus to pay the ticket, but that I would like them to give the University Center a call.  She told me,

“We don’t do that kind of thing, this is your personal issue, you’re going to have to take care of it on your own.”

I was PO’d  I drove out to the Center and once I explained the situation they voided the ticket and apologized.

So much for public forums!

This comes as no surprise to me. They ask the public to attend, but do they really want them there since they ask most of the questions? I only heard questions from two attendees. One guy wondered if he could get permission to fill potholes on his street, since the city isn’t getting around to it. And another lady cornered Huber about the time allotted to clean the streets (48 Hours) but it has only been taking them 36 hours, in other words, what’s all the hub bub about snowgates taking longer?

Poetry Club w/ Charles Luden

Here’s a fragment poem from my extensive archive.  This one probably destined for a future book of mine. Note: Hope Sandoval is the vocalist of the group Mazzy Star and also of The Warm Inventions. – C. L.

Revelations  At  The  Mind  Bar

I have a pen, and I must write.

One shouldn’t waste time or tools.

The smiling waitress agrees with a gesture

worthy of a fashion model turned cab driver.

Then Hope Sandoval sings on the jukebox,

and everyone here does nothing for a long time

becoming conceptual artists now traveling

in a smoke lumen note drenched aerosol.

Unable to see the wall, I reach for

the shot glass and bang!

Her eyes drill through the smoke;

the woman behind me from art scribble school

is rendering my torso as a notebook blob

blending all the years.

Charles Luden • 9-9-97 at Champps

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