Ugly Table #71

by

BONEHEAD

Customer: I can’t cut thru this steak.

ME: Maybe you have a dull knife?

C: No, it is really tough.

I take the offending steak back to the grill chef . . .

ME: Customer is saying they can’t cut thru this steak.

After closer inspection by the chef he says,

“Does he realize this is a T-Bone and there is a bone down the center of the steak that apparently he is trying to cut thru by these apparent steak knife marks.”

S. L. Ehrisman (c) 10/14/12

Posted in: Poetry, The Ugly Table

4 Thoughts on “Ugly Table #71”

  1. Scott on October 14, 2012 at 7:52 pm said:

    Ha! Love that one!

  2. l3wis on October 14, 2012 at 9:34 pm said:

    I didn’t make this shit up. Banjo moment. The things the KM said would be a poem in itself.

  3. Muqhtar on October 17, 2012 at 11:51 pm said:

    I did go to a local downtown restaurant a while back and they had to redo my steak THREE times. Wanted it medium rare. The first time it came out incredibly rare, too rare. The next time it came out well done.

  4. Detroit Lewis on October 18, 2012 at 4:33 pm said:

    Let me guess, the place starts with an ‘C’. I have heard similiar complaints from other people.

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