Ugly Table #72

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Hostess (without) the Mostess

Customer: “I’m glad to see you are in a good mood. The hostess who sat us was not.”

Me: She is never in a good mood. I nicknamed her, “FREE Appetizer.”

S. L. Ehrisman (c) 11/16/12

 

Posted in: Poetry, The Ugly Table

7 Thoughts on “Ugly Table #72”

  1. Johnny Roastbeef on November 16, 2012 at 10:12 pm said:

    I laughed out loud!

  2. Detroit Lewis on November 17, 2012 at 9:33 am said:

    My table was laughing to.

  3. Lemming on November 18, 2012 at 12:01 am said:

    Thats awesome! We’ve been on a good run lately except for one unamed place that lines up and does a seriously irritating series of line dances every 20 minutes! Ever been waiting for another brewski and have to watch some dumb@$$ do “Cotton Eyed Joe” – frustrating to say the least

  4. Scott on November 18, 2012 at 5:30 pm said:

    Oooof, and I thought the birthday singalongs were bad enough at most bars.

  5. l3wis on November 19, 2012 at 3:03 pm said:

    LEMMING – That is why I don’t eat at the Roadhouse. What a ridiculous place.

  6. Wayne Fanebust on November 25, 2012 at 12:03 am said:

    Very funny. reminds me of one of my experiences at the “Touch of Europe.”

  7. l3wis on November 25, 2012 at 2:51 pm said:

    Wayne, that is why you should only eat there when I am working, Tuesday, Wed, Thursday.

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