Write your own caption (H/T – LC)

“Trust the Process, Trust the Process, I made these Blizzards myself.”

“It’s NOT Kool-Aid (just Kool-Aid flavored Blizzards).”


#1 Tom H. on 08.12.13 at 10:53 am

“Listen and learn, kiddos, Mikey’s talking!”

#2 Fuzz on 08.12.13 at 11:51 am

“Hey kids thanks for paying for my convention center even though you won’t ever need or use it”

#3 LJL on 08.12.13 at 12:47 pm

Don’t mind me kids, I’m just here to hog the spotlight.


Would you kids like a little TIF with that?

#4 scott on 08.12.13 at 2:02 pm

“Hey KELO, look at me!”

#5 Jackilope on 08.12.13 at 3:12 pm

Hey kids, mind if I take these to the back room for Uncle Craig and some nice Walmart people?

#6 scott on 08.12.13 at 3:58 pm

“I hope you kids don’t plan on taking the para-transit bus home!”

#7 Karma on 08.12.13 at 4:02 pm

“Hey kids – look – these blizzards are small sized just like me.”

#8 Scott on 08.12.13 at 5:16 pm

“Hi kids, I promised you Bieber will come to town! Mark it down for 2023!”

#9 Bond Perilous on 08.12.13 at 10:33 pm


#10 LJL on 08.12.13 at 11:42 pm

Mayor Bloomberg is my idle so I am replacing your supersized colas with these extra smalls.

#11 LJL on 08.12.13 at 11:46 pm

Just an observation.

Look at that nice clean schmuck, er,I mean smock.

#12 Detroit Lewis on 08.13.13 at 2:30 am

LJL, I often mis-spell words, but your ‘idle’ vs. ‘idol’ made me laugh.

#13 Anooner on 08.13.13 at 6:14 am

“Here we are children, two Bullshit Blizzards.”

#14 Tom H. on 08.13.13 at 11:48 am

“Would you like a TIF with that?” Hilarious!

#15 LJL on 08.13.13 at 12:03 pm

Oh Im No SPLELLER thats fo sho

#16 Craig on 08.14.13 at 5:06 pm

I’m not Mike’s biggest fan, but are we really so cynical that we have to bash a guy for helping out on Miracle Treat Day?

Aside from a few select posters this blog is quickly becoming a gigantic anti-everything circle jerk.

#17 Poly43 on 08.15.13 at 7:41 am

But who is he really helping? Do you think the person who snapped this vid or pic just happened to be there? Not likely. This mayor throws the handicapped and transit people under the bus, then serves ice cream in front of a camera?

He is what he is.

#18 l3wis on 08.17.13 at 12:17 pm

Thank You Poly. That really is the Crux of MMM. I still remember hanging out with Mike at the opening of Vishnu Bunny DT, and was actually enjoying talking to him, but when he told me his wife and daughter didn’t want to join him (snooty) and the next day he wanted pictures of him drinking beer at the opening taken down from FB, I really got the impression of what a ‘photo shoot’ meant to MMM. Serving Blizzards good. Drinking beers with Detroit Lewis while talking about genital piercings, bad.

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