My New Coloring Book!


#1 "Woodstock" on 04.25.22 at 5:42 pm

“I heard there is a Russian version of this, but in translation the word ‘Developers’ has been replaced with word ‘Oligarchs'”…. “And is it true that this book has been banned from the Taupeville Walmart on 85th?”… (“But I bet Lewis carries it though, because they always carry all of that local stuff like that big coupon book”….)

#2 Fear & Loathing in Sioux Falls on 04.25.22 at 5:58 pm

I heard Crayon is working on some new colors. So far, this is the new list of them:

Brown Nose Governance
Load Bearing Wall Dust Gray
Snoop Smoke
Aqua Car Wash
Silver Squirt
Boutique Grocer Olive
Brewery Malt Gold
Food Truck Simmering Red
Zombie Black Death
AirPod Wax Yellow
Marshmallowy White Sole
Premier Green
Sanford Crimson Bandage
Police Phone Pink
Limitless White

and I almost forgot:

Chick-fil-A Buffalo Sauce
– and –
Waffle Fry Grease

#3 "Woodstock" on 04.25.22 at 6:00 pm

“What doubt Berlin or Bunker Ramp Gray?”…. “That would be a good one, too”….

#4 l3wis on 04.25.22 at 6:32 pm

Don’t forget B.S. Brown and Integrity Blue.

#5 Further Fear & Loathing on 04.25.22 at 7:28 pm

Is it dyslexic or spell check, which turns “about” into “doubt”? I have my doubts, but about what?

These new Crayons should also have an odor, but I know that once failed Hustler…. Oh, a friend told me “about” that….

#6 New colors! on 04.25.22 at 7:36 pm

Dementia Blue
Spineless yellow
Lib’ral Lime
Pedo Purple
Race Theory Red

#7 "Woodstock" on 04.25.22 at 8:48 pm

“Let me guess, he’s replaced the question mark with an exclamation mark”….

#8 Fearing the Fuhrer & More on 04.25.22 at 8:56 pm

When I was a kid there was a Crayon called: Indian red. It is no more. It wasn’t politically correct, but given our now intolerance to CRT can we even talk about its once existence and why? Because we now live in an abyss, where both political correctiveness and fears of CRT have been sucked into the same black hole (I am not sure If I can still call it that, or why?) with us, thus, forcing us to live in an existence of known denial, but is that possible? But regardless, I do know it all sucks.

#9 Very Stable Genius on 04.26.22 at 8:06 am

I once took my kids to the Reagan Library. There was hardly anyone there. So, they were excited to see us and they gave my kids free coloring books about Ron and Nancy. How nice. Trickle-down, I guess.

#10 Sick of Fearing on 04.26.22 at 11:02 am

I was always jealous of Indian red, because as a white kid, my color wasn’t called Caucasian white or pink, but rather just boring beige. But that was just me. #TaupeIsTheNewBeige

#11 "Woodstock" on 04.26.22 at 11:11 am

“Which sounds more French, Taupeville or Beigeville?”… “Because it might be fun to own a little shop called ‘Beigeville’s Bagels'”… “It could be near Orange Theory and Silverstar”… #ColorMePurple #StayInTheLines #NoScribbling