11 Thoughts on “My New Coloring Book!

  1. "Woodstock" on April 25, 2022 at 5:42 pm said:

    “I heard there is a Russian version of this, but in translation the word ‘Developers’ has been replaced with word ‘Oligarchs'”…. “And is it true that this book has been banned from the Taupeville Walmart on 85th?”… (“But I bet Lewis carries it though, because they always carry all of that local stuff like that big coupon book”….)

  2. Fear & Loathing in Sioux Falls on April 25, 2022 at 5:58 pm said:

    I heard Crayon is working on some new colors. So far, this is the new list of them:

    Brown Nose Governance
    Load Bearing Wall Dust Gray
    Snoop Smoke
    Aqua Car Wash
    Silver Squirt
    Boutique Grocer Olive
    Brewery Malt Gold
    Food Truck Simmering Red
    Zombie Black Death
    AirPod Wax Yellow
    Marshmallowy White Sole
    Premier Green
    Sanford Crimson Bandage
    Police Phone Pink
    Limitless White

    and I almost forgot:

    Chick-fil-A Buffalo Sauce
    – and –
    Waffle Fry Grease

  3. "Woodstock" on April 25, 2022 at 6:00 pm said:

    “What doubt Berlin or Bunker Ramp Gray?”…. “That would be a good one, too”….

  4. l3wis on April 25, 2022 at 6:32 pm said:

    Don’t forget B.S. Brown and Integrity Blue.

  5. Further Fear & Loathing on April 25, 2022 at 7:28 pm said:

    Is it dyslexic or spell check, which turns “about” into “doubt”? I have my doubts, but about what?

    These new Crayons should also have an odor, but I know that once failed Hustler…. Oh, a friend told me “about” that….

  6. New colors! on April 25, 2022 at 7:36 pm said:

    Dementia Blue
    Spineless yellow
    Lib’ral Lime
    Pedo Purple
    Race Theory Red

  7. "Woodstock" on April 25, 2022 at 8:48 pm said:

    “Let me guess, he’s replaced the question mark with an exclamation mark”….

  8. Fearing the Fuhrer & More on April 25, 2022 at 8:56 pm said:

    When I was a kid there was a Crayon called: Indian red. It is no more. It wasn’t politically correct, but given our now intolerance to CRT can we even talk about its once existence and why? Because we now live in an abyss, where both political correctiveness and fears of CRT have been sucked into the same black hole (I am not sure If I can still call it that, or why?) with us, thus, forcing us to live in an existence of known denial, but is that possible? But regardless, I do know it all sucks.

  9. Very Stable Genius on April 26, 2022 at 8:06 am said:

    I once took my kids to the Reagan Library. There was hardly anyone there. So, they were excited to see us and they gave my kids free coloring books about Ron and Nancy. How nice. Trickle-down, I guess.

  10. Sick of Fearing on April 26, 2022 at 11:02 am said:

    I was always jealous of Indian red, because as a white kid, my color wasn’t called Caucasian white or pink, but rather just boring beige. But that was just me. #TaupeIsTheNewBeige

  11. "Woodstock" on April 26, 2022 at 11:11 am said:

    “Which sounds more French, Taupeville or Beigeville?”… “Because it might be fun to own a little shop called ‘Beigeville’s Bagels'”… “It could be near Orange Theory and Silverstar”… #ColorMePurple #StayInTheLines #NoScribbling

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