Is Senator Rounds obsessed with Little Green Men?

1. I can see the book now: ‘From Roswell to Rounds.’ Now, we know how he beat Barnett and Kirby back in the day. It was because of alien intervention. No wonder he was obsessed with dark matter in Lead. AND, no wonder he survived the wrath of Stace back in the ’14 Senate race, too. It also explains how his once Lt. Governor, Daugaard, made it to the governorship on his own (The Lt G job is usually a dead-end). It was an alien intervention, was it not?. Best to check the SD film ‘Starship Troopers’ (1997), too, because is there a Rounds cameo in it that we missed before? Perhaps, he still enjoys his wife in another dimension (Or, is it too soon for that comment? …. (So would you rather like to hear my Ford’s Threatre jokes instead?)) AND, apparently, the whole EB-5 thing was merely to see what the Chinese knew about alien crashes, and the Platte tragedy most likely has an alien twist to it as well….. #Beam&Fire (Who has the safe now?). AND, have you noticed that Rounds is not afraid to go on not just FOX, but also CNN and MSNBC (MSNOW)? He is everywhere like a saucer in the night sky with its sharp angles, ludicrous speeds, and beaming force fields. Rounds, too, has his angles, his quick elevator shaft to hell in Lead, and his past state planes to beam him here and there. Or, were the state plane rides merely an attempt to be encountered, captured, and toiled with? They say that once you become obsessed with little green men, you don’t go back. AND, Rounds is not that tall, so it makes so much sense…. Yes, our Senator has gone to the other side, but how do we know that aliens have not replaced him with a look-alike? #IsThatReallyYouMike? #MarionFromMars

2. “Say, maybe Rounds is just confused and thinks this is what the whole illegal aliens thing is about, huh?” ….

3. Perhaps, as a pilot, he has seen things he can’t explain. I have, and I’m not even a pilot. I’ve seen seven unidentified objects in the sky over the years, going back to April of ’74. I saw two of the seven with others, so at best I’m only 71% crazy, right? 😉 Oh, and with one of the sightings, I was on my way to work, and when I got there, my entrance badge wouldn’t work. It was totally void, and my employer said they had never seen anything like that before with their badges. AND, the employee who restored my badge I had never seen before and never saw again (Men in black suits?) …. Scary, huh? 🙁

   ( and Woodstock adds: “Say, I once had a dream that Dua was an alien and she “Levitated” me, if you know what I mean 🙂 ….. )

   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUVcZfQe-Kw&t=37s

4. You know, the real issue here is why the state media has been ignoring Rounds’ involvement in this issue. It’s like every time Premier gets in trouble with an AG office on the East Coast, due to its marketing tactics, and our local media is silent about it. The media around here protects our state establishment way too much.

5. Just for fun, let’s start a rumor that Rounds interned at Devils Tower while in college 😉 #SDSU #YouCanGoAnywhereFromHere

6. While we are on this topic, here are a couple of good stories related to UFOs and presidential politics:

   https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/02/14/eisenhower-and-the-aliens-former-us-president-had-three-secret-meetings-with-extra-terrestrials_n_1275692.html

   I can’t find the source now, but I once read that JFK and some friends witnessed a UFO off the coast of Rhode Island, but then JFK instructed everyone to forget what they just witnessed 🙂

   https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Carter_UFO_incident

   https://www.thinkaboutitdocs.com/ronald-reagan-sees-a-ufo/

   AND, then there’s Clinton:
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDsA9MqJOzo

   ( and Woodstock adds: “Okay, so Clinton doesn’t believe in little green men, but what about little girls at Epstein’s….. 🙁 )

7. You have to be careful when befriending little green men, because they then generally become interested in exploring Uranus….. and that’s quite a stretch…..

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