Angry Guy
Dude, you’ve really let yourself go…

Kelo ran a story this morning titled “Dude to Dad”.
Open Thread… G’yar!

With all this talk of piracy, I thought I would bring it back to the top since I am a lazy asshole that doesn’t want to navigate to another page to make fun of Goody Two Shoes non-pirates. Avast, ye douchebag!
The END is NIGH!

Or at least that is what the MSM would have you believe. Not that there isn’t something to it, but I want everyone to notice what the ‘impending doom’ does for Mcafee and Symantec’s stocks over the last 48 hours. This happens every time one of these super worms gets announced. I might sound crazy, but I think it’s a conspiracy to stimulate the economy through ignorance and fear.
OK, so the increase isn’t dramatic, but it’s there none the less.
Now rush home and update your computer before it turns into a zombie and spams the world into a recession! Or call your IT guy and ask him if you should be worried… they love that.
Got WMD?
Wrestling film Who knew that WMD would turn out to be economic and global policy?
This image has been plastered on my toilet seat for 5 years… I need to come up with a new, less crusty Obameconomy version…any suggestions?
(on a funnier note, when I spell check this, my Word 2007 suggests OSAMA for OBAMA. Nice.)
