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I will be the guest speaker on October 31, Friday, Noon-1 PM, 26th & Cleveland.
I was asked to talk about editorial cartooning, but I have a feeling this conversation will quickly move to dissent and the 1st Amendment.
Homan ditches physical appearance at Law Enforcement Dinner because Sioux Falls doesn’t have a CAVA
Yup, that’s right, our border Czar is only doing a video address at the dinner tomorrow night because we don’t have a CAVA. Apparently since this was a personal speaking address in which Mr. Homan is likely getting compensated for, he requests all payments be in cash in a CAVA brown paper bag. I guess he rejected a Panera Bread bag alternate offer which lead to his decision to only do a video address.
All kidding aside folks, I find it suspicious that Mr. Homan couldn’t just take a commercial flight to Sioux Falls to make his address in person, blaming the government shutdown on his absence (and a free flight from US taxpayers). This was just a political game played by the GOP to blame Dems for the shutdown. These guys couldn’t even pull off Three-card Monte.
I’m sure when Homan asked Noem’s opinion about South Dakota before the potential visit she said, “Don’t you think there is a reason I have worked so hard my whole life to get the f’ck out of there?”
A Dirty Old Man has Plans
Years ago a good friend who is about 4 years younger then our president told me a joke. He says, “You know what the difference between an old man and a dirty old man is? . . . . An old man has memories, a dirty old man has plans.” This describes our prezzo perfectly. Most 80 year old politicians are only trying to create a legacy, this guy is looking for world dominance. Seems like a strange thing to want when you wear diapers and decorate the Whitehouse like an Old West whore house.
Speaking of the Orange Menace, I found his manure spreader fighter jet video humorous. I said, “He is finally telling us what he really thinks of us.” It was like he was playing a joke on himself and didn’t realize it. I think a counter video should of been made so when he hits the drop bottom a giant turd explodes in his face and the airplane drops a load on the Kremlin.
The Good Old Days
SCOTT L. EHRISMAN (C) 9/28/2025 • SOUTHDACOLA.COM