Stylin’ & Profilin’

This one’s for Beer Jew

“Cocaine, Women and Limosines! Wooo!”


#1 l3wis on 01.09.09 at 1:35 pm

One time Beer Jew and I got tickets to ringside at the Arena because Flair was supposed to wrestle (He never showed). As we were waiting for the matches to begin these two feathered hair classy lassies sit next to us and Beer Jew says, “I see John Morrell’s closed for the night.” and one of the ladies turns to him and says, “What’s wrong with working at Morrells?” I got up and ran to the bathroom, I thought the beer was gonna shoot thru my nose.

#2 hosepheffer on 01.09.09 at 5:11 pm

who is the beer jew?

#3 hosepheffer on 01.09.09 at 5:11 pm

i know i should know this…

#4 Beer Jew on 01.09.09 at 6:23 pm

Ric Flair. Best wrestler ever. The end.

#5 l3wis on 01.09.09 at 7:37 pm

And if you do not agree I will put you in the figure four until you submit. “You wanna climb stone mountain?!”

#6 Beer Jew on 01.09.09 at 9:01 pm

That’s “Space Mountain”. Only one person holds the title to Space Mountain. That’s the $1,000 suit wearin’, kiss stealing, wheeling, dealing, jet flying, limousine riding son of a gun Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
And to all the lovely ladies–you can’t be first, but you can be next!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Motherfuckin 16 time world champion! All you lotion wearing suck asses can hang out at JazzFest. I’ll be at Huset’s. Call me if you need a ride home.

P.S. — The Fabulous Freedbirds get honorable mention. They were some kick ass fuckers, too! My next batch of homebrew will be inspired by the Freebirds. Until then, I will continue to enjoy my Sprint Car Stout!