September 2009

This kid’s got it right!

It’s not every day we can sit back in our secure bunkers, and rest easy knowing there are some in this new generation of heathens who truly are Real Americans. This kid is one of them, and is dead on about the president of Kenya:

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Yeah! In your face, Pinkos!!!

The kid’s t-shirt displays his true patriotism even better:

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It’s good to know we have a new generation of Real Americans ready to carry the flag for us when we pass on to eternity. Hopefully, his parents were smart enough to hold him out of public schools, and build a secure bunker stocked with ammo and gold coins for him to ride out the coming apocolypse to emerge as our new ultra-president/potentate and lead us down the Real American path.

See ya later, fornicators!

Minuteman out

GRANNY’S TEA PARTY BUSTED BY DOUCHLE!!!

Happy Day, everybody:

Re: http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=112781731&surl=http://sdpb.sd.gov/newsroom/default.aspx&f=module-opinion

Earlier today, Granny Gumption joined in the National Tea Parties (protesting against O’Bummer’s Communist Health Care Reform bill) – by serving her own special concoction of garden-grown prescription drug-laced tea to neighborhood kids. 

Sad to say, the local authorities were called by snitchy bitchy former SD Senator Tom Douchle so thusly, Granny was arrested, internally probed, & locked up for 2 hours in our county jail.  Her beloved personal physician, Dr. Allen Unrrruuuuuuugh posted her bail & then gave Granny her daily doctorly, healthy-care chiropractic back-rubbin’ procedure (i.e. big old monster man pro-life, bone-rattlin’ grab from behind) to help calm her down. Unfortunately, since she had nothin’ but a First Sanford Credit Card stuck in an undisclosed part of her body the po-po could not locate (think patent-pendin’-mini-saggin’-nipple-zippers), and the fact that the good Dr. only accepts cash-for crackin’ clunkers for payment of serving his health care to his wife & elderly women, he got to bone-rattle grab Granny until the cows came home for milkin’ –

Sincerely,

EggBert (who believes in good old-fashioned Health Care – i.e. you grow a cancereous cold zit, you let God’s Jesus’s Mother Mary’s Nature melt it off…)

Warhols that were on display at Pavilion a fews years ago stolen from residence

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I had the privilege of meeting Mr. Weisman when he was in town for the exhibit and he invited me to dinner with my friend Berit and some other mucky mucks from the Pavilion. He befriended Berit and she visited him at his Seattle home where she got to see some of his amazing collection. The Weisman museum in Minneapolis is named after Richard’s parents. The O.J. picture is probably worth quite a bit.

Described by Los Angeles police as one of the city’s biggest home robberies in more than a decade, thieves made off with millions of dollars worth of Andy Warhol paintings depicting some of the greatest athletes of the 1970s. The one-of-a-kind paintings included Muhammad Ali, O.J. Simpson and Chris Evert.

Businessman and art collector Richard Weisman has offered a $1 million reward for information leading to the recovery of the 10 silk-screen paintings stolen sometime between Sept. 2 and Sept. 3.

“It’s one of the largest residential burglaries that has occurred in L.A.,” said Los Angeles Police Department detective Don Hrycyk. “Maybe the biggest one in the last 15 years.”

More inaction from the Munson administration

I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that Munson didn’t include the homeless shelter in the 2010 budget;

“This is a huge decision to go it alone,” County Commissioner Carol Twedt said. “We were always under the hope we would have a partner in the city. But we don’t, so we are going to be brave and do the right thing.”

I would support the city’s inaction if 1) The city and county weren’t saving $400,000 a year in emergency services by having this program 2) the city wasn’t spending money on silly ‘Quality of Life’ projects that we don’t need. It seems Munson ducked controversy once again just by doing NOTHING. Pathetic.

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