It has been 9 years since I did this last, so it should be interesting. I am going to do Improv and ask audience members what they want from Santa for Christmas. What they really want 🙂 if you know what I mean.
Icon • 9 PM • Saturday, Dec 20th
(I will go on at intermission around 10 PM)
“OMG, I thought at first that was Huether in a Santa hat 🙂 ” ……..
^ Couldn’t be Your Mistake Mike – no crocodile tears
I tell you what I would like for Christmas is a VHS porno – with the help of A.I. technology – that’s about the current White House, but what would be its title? …….:
Cabaret Cabinet
East Wing Banging
Chasing in an Oval Office
Playmate Cabinet
Air Force One Meets Air Force Wonda
Foreign Intervention
Pants Down, Cankles Seem To Disappear
Melania Reads a Naughty Book*
Life Without Epstein
Vance Loses His Pants
Noem and Bondi-age
Putin’s Proposition
One Big Beautiful Ballroom
Shutdown & Take It
What Does It Take To Get a Pardon Around Here?
Double Tap Strike
Is This Really Lincoln’s Bedroom?
Keep Her in the Cabinet
Domestic Policy
Lose Your Brief Before the Supreme Court
The Age of Full Disclosure
Marine One, Marine Two, Marine ….. You Get My Point
West Wing Girls
South Lawn Dawn
Wood from the Resolute Desk
Russian Women & a Red Hotline
Vaccinating Bobby
South of the Border
Arrest, Detain, & Release
Karoline’s Brief
Waterboarding Fun & the Ghost of “Dick” Cheney
Trump’s Fourth Wife
Profiles in Carnal Knowledge
ICE & Cold Shower Blues
Stormy Is Back!
*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUUvuS6m94Y
What’s a Shimeny? Is that where you store sex trafficked girls from Romania?
I think so, but to get to that point they first had to prove that they could do the Shim Shammy with some old men:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ux_8cnR2vKc