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Gov. Moose Drool; Still a dumb B#$%%@^&*(((&^%$$#H! (H/T- Mudflats & Hos)

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I almost used the ‘C’ word, but I remembered Sarhoid like Dr. Pepper, not Coca-Cola;

During the ethics investigation of Sarah Palin now known as “Troopergate,” that phrase became seared into the collective consciousness of Alaskans.  Palin’s spokeswoman Meghan Stapleton used that word referring not to Palin, but to the former Commissioner of Public Safety Walt Monegan.  Palin had pressured Monegan to fire her ex-brother in law Trooper Mike Wooten whose nasty divorce from Palin’s sister had left bitter feelings.  Monegan refused to fire him, and was subsequently dismissed by the governor, leaving the Department of Public Safety without leadership, and leaving many Alaskans with a bad taste in their mouths.

Hot for VP – I don’t feel ‘TARDY’

I had to laugh about these two quotes from Levi Johnston in the latest Vanity Fair article about Governor Moose Drool (the story has been taken down).

“I was at the hospital when Sarah had the baby a little after six A.M. on
April 18, 2008, two weeks before we told her we were pregnant. He was given
the name  Trig Paxxson Van Palin because Paxxson was Todd’s favorite place
to snow machine in Alaska, and because of the rock band Van Halen.

“After Tripp was born, Sarah would pay more attention to our son then to her
own baby, Trig. Sarah has a weird sense of humor. When she would come home
from work, Bristol and I would be holding Trig and Tripp. Sarah would call
Trig – who was born with Down syndrome – “my little Down’s baby.” But I
couldn’t believe it when she would come over to us and sometimes say,
playing around, “No, I don’t want the retarded baby-I want the other one”,
and pick up Tripp. That was just her-even her kids were used to it.” – Levi Johnston

Here is a link to Sarhoid’s edits to her resignation speech. As far as I am concerned, it wasn’t edited enough.

It’s a womb, not a clown car

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Finally, someone in the Media calls out Palin on her silliness

I about pissed my pants when I heard Ron Reagan say this on CNN yesterday.

So is Governor Moose Drool gonna call it quits on her marriage too?

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The rumors are swirling, but the MSM hasn’t touched this with a ten foot pole yet;

Does anybody else smell that? (sniff sniff)  I think it’s the internet actually catching fire!

In blatant defiance of the fact that Saturday is supposed to be a slow news day, reports of trouble in the Palin household are running rampant here in Alaska.

According to The Immoral Minority blog who was the first one out of the chute with this story, and The Alaska Report, known for breaking news on Palin, the Palins’ marriage is on the rocks.  Both outlets stick by their sources in Anchorage and Wasilla.

You couldn’t make this crap up. Looks like the internets will break the story again before the MSM.

Ding Dong the witch is gone

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Alaskans finally wiping the drool from their faces

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There is a lot I could say, but I suggest you read the first three posts on Mudflats. Funny stuff.

Shamon! Yow!

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Has Gov. Moose Drool gone off the deep end?

Or has she always been this f’ing stupid?

Hos sends me her favorite Palin stories;

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/akmuckraker/huffington-post-blogger-s_b_225817.html

http://www.themudflats.net

Gov. Palin’s official announcement that she is resigning as chief executive

of the great state of Alaska had all the depth and gravitas of a

13-year-old’s review of the Jonas Brothers’ album on Facebook. She even

quoted her parents’ refrigerator magnet.

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/paul-begala/sarah-palin-turns-pro_b_225633.html

 

Caribou Barbie is one nutty puppy.

 

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/05/opinion/05dowd.html?_r=1

 

Have I mentioned I thank God everyday she wasn’t elected?