Parody

A Dirty Old Man has Plans

Years ago a good friend who is about 4 years younger then our president told me a joke. He says, “You know what the difference between an old man and a dirty old man is? . . . . An old man has memories, a dirty old man has plans.” This describes our prezzo perfectly. Most 80 year old politicians are only trying to create a legacy, this guy is looking for world dominance. Seems like a strange thing to want when you wear diapers and decorate the Whitehouse like an Old West whore house.

Speaking of the Orange Menace, I found his manure spreader fighter jet video humorous. I said, “He is finally telling us what he really thinks of us.” It was like he was playing a joke on himself and didn’t realize it. I think a counter video should of been made so when he hits the drop bottom a giant turd explodes in his face and the airplane drops a load on the Kremlin.

10 Commandments in Schools to be printed on edible paper

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I guess the legislature figured they could kill two birds with one stone. Not only will kids be able to read about the moral high ground on their classroom walls if their parents don’t pay their school lunch bill they can just eat the 10 Commandments poster. I kid of course, but this article about failing to fund school lunches puts it in perspective. Since schools will be mandated to display the posters and ‘teach’ about the 10 commandments there will be incurred costs, and I can guarantee they will be well North of the $616K wanted and needed to help fund school lunches. I actually think you will never see one single poster in the classrooms because there will be a lawsuit and the law will be thrown out.