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Is Noem getting beauty advice from Vera De Milo?
Vera was a character on Living Color played by legendary Jim Carrey. The character was a female body builder who took horse steroids. In order to puff up her lips she would use a curling iron.
Elementary Schools announce ‘Booger Battle’
Over the next month kids at area elementary schools will compete in ‘Booger Battle’. The inaugural event will judge students boogers on categories: size, color, shape, and smell.
A local superintendent said, “They do this all over the country, especially in Red States and the results have been varying.”
They expect the competition to generate an estimated $0 in economic impact.
Sometin’ Stinkin’
Since I did a shirt commemorating Mike’s term, I thot I would do one for our current duck. Let me know if you are interested and once we get closer to June I can put in an order. I will probably do the shirts on a cream colored heather with dark brown ink.