Limp Dick
l3wis 
April 2009
Butt of the Joke
EggBert Hi ya all – My Aunt Bertha’s got some bitchin’ to do on her bullhorn –
Aunt Bertha’s Bullhorn on April Fool’s Day, 2009:
“Our new President OBummer is boring and black…
– while former President Bush was our beloved white Frick’n Funny Fool…
So, to those of you so-called Americans who voted for the black guy for President – who’s the Butt of the Joke NOW? Huh? Huh? What up – Huh?”
Sincerely,
EggBert (& Auntie Bertha who does not get enough from Uncle Rusty who watches too much PBS with Gramps Grumpy Gump who hasn’t given Granny Gumption what she desires for the past 77 years due to 1) his leaky weiner and 2) because she ONLY wants it filled up in the can)
Breaking: Munson’s Chief of Staff Jodi Schwan resigns without notice
The word I am getting was that councilor Jamison offered her a job with a new group he has formed, “Jamison for a New Event Center/Mayor†I know it is a weird name, but I asked my source several times, and they said, “Yup, that’s what’s on the business cards.†I guessed he asked her to run the operation and if he wins the mayoral election he will hire her as chief of staff.
Not only did they have business cards printed up (a printer tipped me off about it) they also have t-shirts and on the back it says “For those about to Rock City Hall; Vote Jamison for mayor and for new event centerâ€.
 I’m not sure what kind of tussle this will cause between Greg and Dave?
I called a city employee I know and asked if it was true, she said. “Looks like it.†She also told me that Dave sent out a memo for a special meeting to be setup this afternoon to discuss which staffers will pick up Jodi’s duties. I asked her if she was upset about that and her response was, “What? I might have to work an extra 5 minutes a day?â€
There is also a rumor circulating what Munson will do with the money saved from her salary. I know several of the department heads have been asking for their own washers and dryers in their offices, this may be a possibility.
This oughta be an interesting city election coming up!
Check the comments area for updates
The END is NIGH!
Angry Guy 
Or at least that is what the MSM would have you believe. Not that there isn’t something to it, but I want everyone to notice what the ‘impending doom’ does for Mcafee and Symantec’s stocks over the last 48 hours. This happens every time one of these super worms gets announced. I might sound crazy, but I think it’s a conspiracy to stimulate the economy through ignorance and fear.
OK, so the increase isn’t dramatic, but it’s there none the less.
Now rush home and update your computer before it turns into a zombie and spams the world into a recession! Or call your IT guy and ask him if you should be worried… they love that.
Another Bobblehead throws his Hat in the ring
Hey, Rick, you won’t have time to feed the buffalo if you win.
Rick Knobe is looking to get his old job back . . .
Former Mayor Rick Knobe says he is giving consideration to another bid.
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“I think about it nearly every day and have not ruled out the possibility,” Knobe told me Monday.
“What makes up my mind? Probably time more than anything. I have a good feel for the issues. I know what needs to be done. I always have fire in the belly, but is it enough fire?” Knobe said.
I wish him luck, but I have had this race predicted before it has even started. It will be decided in a runoff election between Costello and Staggers. And it will be a death match to the finish line.
Other possible mayoral candidates include Sioux Falls businessman Bill Peterson (Mr. Wishy Washy), who is thought to be seriously considering a run but has not made a decision, and City Council members Vernon Brown (Mr. Rainbow Unicorns), Kermit Staggers (The Enforcer), Gerald Beninga (Mr. Doesn’t say much) and Pat Costello (Mr. Math Nerd & hamburger maker). Consider Greg Jamision (Drama Queen)Â as a possible candidate, too. Encouraged by his friends (?$$$$) to run Jamision says he would like the opportunity to help shape Sioux Falls.
Bahahahahaha! Gawd, I hope Greg runs. Going to the Mayoral Forums will be like improv night at community theatre (wonder if he will tear up). “I decided to run to save people from dying in floods, bring more AC/DC concerts to town and to represent the silent minority millionaire developers who aren’t getting enough handouts and tax breaks from the city already.”