A Missed Opportunity
(Homage to Scott Ehrisman)
Probably should have bought your old Nissan
moved into your vacated apartment
and began painting wild portraits
I could have gone places
Charles Luden
[9-5-09]
Not sent from an iPod.
I heard two things tonight that made me laugh, but not spit vodka thru my nose, of course these are political rumors, so don’t go telling our local rag about them as fact, besides, even if they were fact, they would not report them, Beck would be worried he couldn’t get free lunches at the Pickle Barrel anymore (Lik smakin good);
First off, as John mentioned, Steve Hildebrand is helping to run Mike Heuth’FirstPremier’er’s campaign. Whoopie Shit. Another connected wealthy Democrat helping another connected wealthy Democrat. Do I jerk off now or later?
And, I also heard another Democrat is going to grace themselves with their presence in the mayor’s race. I guess he has been calling everyone and their freaking sister to spread the news, county commPISShioner, Jeff Barth is thinking about running for mayor.
Put that in your pipe and smoke it Kranz.
I hate going out anymore, I just hear things that depress me . . . so a Huetterite, a Rabbi and a Bear walk into a bar . . .
Happy Labor Day & LifeFlight Weekend, everyone!
Neighbor, Jed Nugent, has a wonderful reminder for you all:
“Our Lord & Savior, Jesus Christ will be appearing LIVE IN CONCERT this weekend at the annual kick-ass LIFEFLIGHT CONCERT out at our local place of fun (NOT place of sin!) – the Wild, Wild West Righteous Park so BE THERE, or Be SATAN SQUARE! Socialize with fellow flocks of sheep, dance with the white-colored Prol-Life anti-sinners, pray together for Ted Kennedy’s soul to rot in Hell, knit non-aborted baby socks, be saved by the blood of Johnny Tune, & jump for joy while you JISM-FOR-JESUS all weekend long!”
Sincerely,
EggBert (Me? I’m just gonna pay my $20 and watch it on the internets – Â as I just want to stay home with my paper towel roll. Less traffic issues, the same amount of pleasure (IF NOT MORE), and yet still very much in line with God’s Word, whereupon He states 1) in Psalm 30:11 – You turned my wailing into dancing; you removed my nutsack and clothed me with joy – and 2) in Psalm 16:11 -Â Â You make known to me the path of lifeflight; in your presence there is fullness of joy; at your right hand are pleasures forevermore…)
For the third time in less then a month I caught the same P & R worker enthralled in his novel while watering trees in Yankton Trail park. (you know all those new trees they planted after cutting perfectly good mature trees down last year). I tried to snap a picture with my camera phone but he caught a glimpse of me, so no luck. The same worker in a brand new P & R truck has been sitting in the cab of the truck reading a book while watering trees. Sure, it probably takes a few minutes to water each tree, but couldn’t you be either A) watering multiple trees at once and using your time to move hoses or B) weed whacking around the trees while watering? I guess multi-tasking isn’t a requirement of the P & R workers. I guess that is why you always see two of them on an ATV picking up trash. One to pickup the trash, and one to hold the garbage bag. And we wonder why the city spent $7 million in labor on our parks this year. Gee, I’m no accountant, but I can probably guess why.
l3wis 
EggBert 