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Trump to Ban Androgynous names

l3wis 9Comments

I saw this story today, then Trump signed an executive order to ban androgynous names like;

Pat(t) • Jordan • Taylor • Lauren (Loren) • Shannon • Mickey • Scottie • Carrol(l) • Kerry (Carrie, Kari) • Leslie (Leslee) • Lynn • Shawn (Sean, Sion, Shaun) and if you are a Johnny Cash fan . . . Sue.

I am kidding of course, or am I?

There is a part of me that is really bummed about a president who has lost his mind (current and previous) but you have to admit the pettiness is unrelenting and so ridiculous it is comical. Watching cabinet meetings is like watching ‘One Flew over the Cuckoo’s Nest’. The Crazy part is they would probably have better policy ideas. Heck, a pimple on a teen’s ass would have better policy ideas.

Speaking of pettiness, I think I will be hosting a SouthDacola Fest to celebrate the termination of the dumbest person on earth and current DHS director. I guess she is preparing for the termination by buying a home in Yankton (or maybe she is trying to help out her nephew who lives there that just got a DUI?) DEPORT HIM! WE DON’T WANT THAT KIND OF STUPID GARBAGE IN OUR COUNTRY!

It will be fun to watch a Fox News pundit from the basement of a Crankton Home Studio. I wouldn’t be surprised if she already signed her Fox News contract, probably did it at the Mexican Restaurant in Watertown (that kind of sounds like an oxymoron, but ironically most small cities in SD have a Mexican Restaurant ran by an immigrant family, and usually it is best restaurant in town. Yankton has one of the best in the state, this is probably why her husband chose the place, because racists really are that thick).

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Homan ditches physical appearance at Law Enforcement Dinner because Sioux Falls doesn’t have a CAVA

l3wis 2Comments

Yup, that’s right, our border Czar is only doing a video address at the dinner tomorrow night because we don’t have a CAVA. Apparently since this was a personal speaking address in which Mr. Homan is likely getting compensated for, he requests all payments be in cash in a CAVA brown paper bag. I guess he rejected a Panera Bread bag alternate offer which lead to his decision to only do a video address.

All kidding aside folks, I find it suspicious that Mr. Homan couldn’t just take a commercial flight to Sioux Falls to make his address in person, blaming the government shutdown on his absence (and a free flight from US taxpayers). This was just a political game played by the GOP to blame Dems for the shutdown. These guys couldn’t even pull off Three-card Monte.

I’m sure when Homan asked Noem’s opinion about South Dakota before the potential visit she said, “Don’t you think there is a reason I have worked so hard my whole life to get the f’ck out of there?”

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A Dirty Old Man has Plans

l3wis 4Comments

Years ago a good friend who is about 4 years younger then our president told me a joke. He says, “You know what the difference between an old man and a dirty old man is? . . . . An old man has memories, a dirty old man has plans.” This describes our prezzo perfectly. Most 80 year old politicians are only trying to create a legacy, this guy is looking for world dominance. Seems like a strange thing to want when you wear diapers and decorate the Whitehouse like an Old West whore house.

Speaking of the Orange Menace, I found his manure spreader fighter jet video humorous. I said, “He is finally telling us what he really thinks of us.” It was like he was playing a joke on himself and didn’t realize it. I think a counter video should of been made so when he hits the drop bottom a giant turd explodes in his face and the airplane drops a load on the Kremlin.

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