Apparently I might win American idol

I’ve been told by a couple of strangers I look like this dude, which I find really funny because I would never have a doo like this, and I have never seen one single episode of American Idol. Thank Gawd.

I’ve been told by a couple of strangers I look like this dude, which I find really funny because I would never have a doo like this, and I have never seen one single episode of American Idol. Thank Gawd.
Since Burger King is naming burgers after emotions now (The Angry Whopper), I decided to introduce a couple of my own creations;
The House on the Edge of the Park dvd
The Depressed Burger
& the

The Schizophrenia Burger The Outsiders buy

Hey, if you’re going to face a global pandemic, you might as well do it with style, right?
More masky goodness HERE.
My favorite is the top left. He looks like one of the cops from the Beastie Boys’ Sabotage video.