F’k off Democrats
Me: I think I know your dad, great guy.
Customer 1: Thanks
Customer 2 (across the table from customer one): It’s too bad he is a Democrat (in a snotty voice)
Me: What’s wrong with that? (Then I walked away.)
Customer 2 (under her breath): F’ck Off.
Scott L. Ehrisman (c) 1/11/2013
The Round Up Tip
The round up tip is usually not good, but this guy must only figure out his checkbook in increments of $50.
S. L. Ehrisman (c) 1/2/13
Hostess (without) the Mostess
Customer: “I’m glad to see you are in a good mood. The hostess who sat us was not.”
Me: She is never in a good mood. I nicknamed her, “FREE Appetizer.”
S. L. Ehrisman (c) 11/16/12
Customer: I can’t cut thru this steak.
ME: Maybe you have a dull knife?
C: No, it is really tough.
I take the offending steak back to the grill chef . . .
ME: Customer is saying they can’t cut thru this steak.
After closer inspection by the chef he says,
“Does he realize this is a T-Bone and there is a bone down the center of the steak that apparently he is trying to cut thru by these apparent steak knife marks.”
S. L. Ehrisman (c) 10/14/12