April 2009

LA Times: SF is recession proof because of our modest (working poor) lifestyle

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Who needs a decent wage when we have a Super Target!

Need a good laugh? Read this story in yesterday’s LA Times about how Sioux Falls is recession proof. Not only does Munson turn up the bullshit in his interview, the reporter fails to give the whole story in several parts of the column. That, and there is one inaccuracy that literally made me spit my vodka cranberry across the room last night while reading it.

Reporting from Sioux Falls, S.D. — Mayor Dave Munson drove past acres of chopped-up prairie and pointed matter-of-factly at signs of economic health that are hard to come by in most of the country.

“This is going to be a very strong retail center,” he said, waving at one graded lot where a Target store is to be built. He gestured at the other side of the road. “There’s another development.”

That’s right kiddies, no more going to the food banquet and food pantry, we’ve been saved by the Super Target (insert joyous celebration here).

Home-building is healthier than elsewhere; permits for new single-family homes are half of what they were here at their 2003 peak, but nationwide have fallen by two-thirds from their peak.

The reporter fails to mention that total construction value is down over half from last year (-$38 million). I guess talking to the planning department, wasn’t part of the interview.

Residents know they have a modest lifestyle, but feel that brings security. “It’s a slower pace, so you don’t have much money to play with,” said Rod Hersrud, 49, pest-control worker.

Like I’ve been saying, it’s hard to be affected by a recession when you’ve been poor the last 15 years to begin with.

For decades, Sioux Falls was a modest agricultural outpost, a place for farmers to pick up new equipment or have a fancy dinner.

You can get a fancy dinner in Sioux Falls? Please point me in the right direction!

Its main employer was a hog-butchering plant.

Which still stinks up the air. I love how they didn’t call it a ‘meatpacking plant’. Funny.

“People were very proud,” Munson recalled. “It lifted the whole being of Sioux Falls to say we can get a corporation like Citi to come here.”

“Because instead of butchering hogs, we started butchering people’s credit, and recently the American taxpayer! Yee-Ha! We are the BUTCHERING capital of the world!”

Despite the pummeling the financial sector has taken, the banks have only made limited cuts in Sioux Falls because it is so much cheaper to operate here. Citibank, for example, has slashed 53,000 jobs around the world but only 122 here.

This is where I spit up laughing. Where did the reporter get that number? Citi’s HR department? Citi has been laying off people every week steadily for the past 6 months and rumor has it, more to come if a big chunk of the company gets sold to an Indian entity.

Nowadays the top employer is neither the banks nor agriculture, but healthcare, a sector that has been fairly resistant to the downturn. The city is home to two large and growing health systems — Sanford Health and Avera McKennan — that employ 13,500 people.

Helped by a $400-million donation from a local credit card magnate, Sanford has increased its staff by 1,200 since 2007. It just finished a new children’s hospital shaped like a castle and plans to break ground on a 185-acre medical research park.

Funny, no mention of Avera after that first paragraph. Wonder why that is?

Developers can also promise tenants that they can begin building within 60 to 90 days because the city fast-tracks projects. That’s an example of an aggressively pro-business slant in the city and state that some also credit in part for the resilience amid the recession. South Dakota has no personal or corporate income tax, and the city sales tax in Sioux Falls is 5.92%.

More like ‘anti-citizen’. Funny how we would never hear that from our local newspaper, but a Westcoast reporter could see that a mile away and BTW, the tax was raised to 6%. Makes you wonder when the interview with the city was done? And who gave them that information?

Lloyd Cos. had to scale down a proposed seven-story tower near downtown when it couldn’t find an anchor tenant.

Boo-Hoo. I guess we better start sending tissues to poor Craig Lloyd.

But local retailers report only modest cutbacks in spending, and some say sales have grown. J & L Harley-Davidson posted record sales last year, and January was its best month in three years.

“I told my staff, we’re not going to buy into this economic downturn,” said co-owner Jim Entenman.

Probably doesn’t hurt that Jim has a monopoly on sales and service, and keeps a vigilant eye on keeping competition out. That, and the rich aren’t hurting in Sioux Falls, especially since they pay no income tax and retail taxes on a luxury motorcycle are less then on a loaf of bread.

“It better change soon,” Kathy Sawier, a 49-year-old housecleaner, said of the economy, “or we’ll all be in the poorhouse.”

And that is what was so dissapointing about the column, very little focus on the working poor, homeless and down trodden in our community. That, and mysteriously no mention that almost 50% of Sioux Falls school children live in poverty. I guess Munson borrowed the LA Times his rose colored glasses.

The ‘truth’ about SF Family Park revealed

Some ‘details’ about the proposed Family Park are being uncovered in this Gargoyle Leader story. Stuff that we suspected all along. What is strange about the story, is how it starts, assuming the city council has already approved the gift from the Soukup family. This is not the case (even though it does have the support of at least 7 councilors);

A new park being developed in western Sioux Falls will be unique to the region by offering trout fishing, city and state officials say.

Eventually, that area could be the site of a residential development, complete with a lake and 100 to 150 houses. That’s at least five years into the future, Soukup said.

Chip Kolb of Tall Prairie Properties owns the land to the immediate east of what will be Family Park.

 

“I was thinking apartments along the lake,” Kolb said of his development, which he categorized as in its early stages.

So Sioux Falls taxpayers will have to pay for the maintenance of a park so homeowners and apartment dwellers have lakeside property? How much access will the rest of us have to the park if it is surrounded by apartments and houses? I’m not against accepting the gift, but I think the developers and the city should be in a 50/50 partnership for the maintenance of the park. Once again, this suspiciously looks like developers are getting a gigantic handout from taxpayers. Not only are they taking the massive chunk of land off the taxrolls, the developers will be building homes on prime property that will be maintained by the rest of us working stiffs instead of a housing association.

There is something very fishy smelling about this whole deal.

InsaniTEA

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The teabaggers are still moving forward protesting government waste (8 years too late);

Hundreds of people are expected to protest the nation’s growing debt and federal spending practices, including pork-barrel projects, at a re-enactment of the Boston Tea Party on Wednesday in Sioux Falls.

 

The April 15 rally coincides with the traditional deadline for Americans to file income tax returns with the Internal Revenue Service. It will take place from noon to 1:30 p.m. at Covell Lake at Terrace Park, east of the Arena.

“We’re not having any politicians there,” said Allen Unruh, one of the event’s organizers.

Just a bunch of partisan hacks, like myself . . .

Organizers have ordered 1,000 hot dogs – all beef, no pork – as well as chips and drinks.

A FREE lunch? Is this secretly being organized by the Roosevelt HS Socialist Club?

The message, say event supporters, is this: The national debt surpassed $11 trillion at the end of March, double the amount in January 2000 when George W. Bush took office.

Uh, why weren’t you having these ‘parties’ the past 8 years? Oh that’s right, you were busy throwing Iraq deployment parties instead while strapping (Chinese made) American flags to your car antennas.

Watch Rachel Maddow’s hilarious video on the topic. A lesbian talking about ‘teabagging’ – nothing, I mean nothing, could be funnier.

HAPPY CHRISTIAN-ONLY EASTER from the EGGBERT FAMILY – 2009!!!

HAPPY EASTER, FELLOW CHRISTIANS!!!

(NOT you un-Christian fags, liberals, atheists, catholics, anti-patriots, non-smokers, artsy-fartsy artists, baptists, lesbos, non-whites, hippies, gun-haters, Jews, non-chiropracters, Obamamuslims, eskimos, vegetarians,  non-sheep, etc.)

Below are snapshots of our wonderful, enchanting, and traditional EggBert Family Easter Day Christian Celebration – 2009

1)  We all awoke early to the beautiful sunshine of Easter morn,  dressed up in our finest clothes & walked to church to celebrate that, after HE was crucified for OUR sinful natures, our Lord Jesus Christ had indeed Arisen from the Dead – Hallelujah!!!  In church, we read these inspirational words in our pew bibles:  John 3:16 – For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

2) When we all arrived home after church, we spent the rest of the morning hours studying, discussing, & celebrating together the Christian Word:  John 4:11 – Beloved, if God so loved us, we ought also to love one another.

3) After sharing the Christian Word all morning, we continued communing in peace and harmony seeking guidance from the Bible for much of the afternoon holding hands, praying, and worshipping together in Chrisitan Fellowship: 1 John 3:23 – And this is his commandment, That we should believe on the name of his Son Jesus Christ, and love one another, as he gave us commandment.

4) Then, in annual EggBert Family tradition, we sent  the boys (& Neighbor Creamy Nugent’s huntin’ Pooch, Pubes) out back in Granny Gumption’s Garden to chase up some rabbit to castrate so Aunt Bertha could whip up some of her world-famous, delectable “Bertha Bullroar’s Baked, Broiled & Broasted Bunny Balls” for Easter Dinner!

5)  Then after supper, we got big-time drunk, bitched about the Un-Godly Anti-Christians into the wee hours of the night, and then, as family tradition has it, re-enacted Christ’s Crucifixion by beating up our niece/cousin/nephew Nathan Jane with our fists until he/it/she cried bled & wept…

Sincerely,

EggBert & The Holy EggBert Family/Neighborhood