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King Douchenozzle von Krunk

Looks like Glenn Beck dodged another bullet today.

Unfortunately, the victim of this fatal car accident was not him.


#1 l3wis on 11.03.09 at 3:29 am


I liked, “When I heard the screaming I thought it was someone impersonating Glenn Beck.”

#2 Ghost of Dude on 11.03.09 at 7:57 am

Just wait. It’ll get better when pastor steve-o overreacts to the satire.

#3 l3wis on 11.03.09 at 9:06 am

I’ll admit, it was a bit over the top, but funny just the same.

#4 l3wis on 11.03.09 at 9:10 am

I also enjoyed, “Fat fuck-faced Morman who should have drank himself to death when he had the chance.”

#5 Ghost of Dude on 11.03.09 at 9:02 pm

“I jumped out of the ambulance to make sure the victim was still breathing or was Glenn Beck”