Me thinks Noem’s Security detail spending is deeper than we think

When talking about Gov. Krazy Kristi Khrome some may wonder if down is up and up is down. Just look at her insistence that AG Jason ‘Might have hit a Jewish Wild Fire Laser Beam’ Ravnsborg’s investigation is going to slow and is too secretive. C’mon Korn Kob Kristi, ever heard of black kettles? While I agree Jason should have been charged or not charged like a long time ago, why are you so concerned about the transparency in that case and not telling the public how you spent our money traveling the country campaigning for a sociopathic liar?

We will get to that in a moment.

I also scratch my head about her Down Syndrome abortion bill (which isn’t as Krazy as the robotic child-like sex doll bill). Do you know that in South Dakota an abortion must be performed within the first 13 weeks of pregnancy? Did you also know that you cannot test a fetus for D.S. until after 13 weeks? So is this a talking point for Klueless Kristi claiming she is saving these kids? Or a parlor trick to prevent all abortions in South Dakota (even though South Dakota voters have voted Pro-Choice twice). Or a taxpayer funded challenge to Roe v Wade? Could be all three (I know I shouldn’t give her any ideas.)

Which brings us to her resistance to telling us about her security detail expenditures. I think Kristi knows that giving South Dakotans that figure would be much more damaging than just resisting, a trick she learned from her mentor Big Don and his tax returns.

My estimate when you take the number of officers times the number of campaign trips times food, lodging and travel that it is well over $100-200K.

Kristi has made a good argument that she already has a security detail, but most likely they wouldn’t have to travel as much if she wasn’t campaigning. Heck Wild Bill had one to, it was a bullet proof vest under a pale yellow Members Only jacket.

Kristi knows if farmer Joe who supports her finds out how much we spent, Joe wouldn’t be to happy about it.



3 comments ↓

#1 Very Stable Genius on 01.31.21 at 3:53 pm

Hell, the Noem campaign still owes us for the Trump visit to Sioux Falls in September of 2018.

Just imagine if Billy had became governor and was running around the country for Biden, and how much hell and inquiry there would be about that in this state by the Republicans. Pat would have had to have started a special blog just for that issue.

This concern needs to be a 2022 ballot initiative.

Noem’s abortion bill is just an attempt to regain her pro-life credentials after all of the grandparents who have died due to covid in this state. It’s a presidential hopeful ploy.

Noem is not a leader. She is merely a resume stuffer.

Noem, Matt Gaetz, Gym Jordan, Lauren Boebert, and Marjorie Taylor Greene are all members of the (d)wingbat
sector of a growingly troubled Republican Party.

#2 Jason on 01.31.21 at 4:31 pm

Haven’t the court already struck down the Down Syndrome restrictions on abortion?

So this is a red herring.

#3 Very Stable Genius on 02.02.21 at 5:09 pm

Noem is like that 5th grader who had a snow day and – after watching CNN and or FOX for four hours – decided he/she was a domestic policy expert. And let’s not forget that this same Noem, who came up with this abortion restriction, is the same governor who flippantly referred to the two new Georgia senators as communists.

( and Woodstock adds: “Has there ever been a Down syndrome communist?”…. “WWKD?”…. )