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Bill Clinton adulterous act to blame for Iraq war mess

Okay, maybe not, but I think this letter writer is convinced that the reason our country is on a downward spiral is because of a blowjob. But let’s start from the beginning.

When asked what he regrets most about his presidency, Bush’s response was that he was misinformed about the existence of weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.

No one can prove Bush knew differently. Therefore, can he be impeached?

Well there’s that whole torture memo thingy, wireless wiretaps and outing the CIA agent, but hey, who’s keeping track? Apparently not you.

I do not believe most citizens in Iraq have any regrets about the war. They now have their own form of democracy.

Just people who throw shoes.

More importantly, hundreds, if not eventually thousands, of Muslims are coming to Christ.

Now that is one of the most assinine statements I have heard in a long time.

Just one of the culprits behind the Iraq War mess.

What puzzles me about America is this: We had a former president who made a mockery of the presidency by committing adultery and lying under oath and was impeached. Millions of our tax dollars were spent to get him to come clean. Yet I did not hear Congress or Americans asking President Clinton to step down.

Could this be because Clinton was popular?

No, dumbass, it was because he didn’t shit on the constitution or threaten our national security, those are impeachable offenses.

It appears as a nation that we look the other way when one is popular. When one is not popular such as Bush and Blagojevich, America wants to crucify them before they have been tried and convicted of any wrongdoing.

No, we crucify them when they break the law.

The RIAA gives up and walks the plank.

Image from modernhumorist.com

It has been a long time coming, but the RIAA has finally realized they are fighting a losing battle. Now, instead of suing dead people and minors, they’ll just tattle on you to your ISP to tell them that you are sharing music back out to the Internet and maybe they’ll do something about it. Pfft! Whatever.

The moral of the story is this, download using a bittorrent client or whatever other method you prefer, but just don’t share it back out to the Internet. DUH!

P.S. If any of you are a member at DEMONOID.COM, I would gladly give up a kidney for an invite.

DL Hughgley is about as funny as SD Conservatives

Not sure if he writes his own jokes or if he has writers, but he blows. I have watched the show a couple of times and still have yet to laugh. Even once. The other night I was watching it and after he told a joke (that I assumed was supposed to be good) they panned the camera on the crowd to have a shot of laughing audience members, and everyone had blank looks on their faces. Probably thinking the same thing as me – you suck.

They should replace him with Campbell Brown, she says stupid crap all the time that makes me laugh.