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Vinnie Jones Was Hospitalized And Arrested After A Bar Fight At Wiley’s Tavern In Sioux Falls, South Dakota!

Vinnie Jones
Vinnie Jones

What!

I used to live a block away from Wiley’s and because of the location it was my bar of choice many nights. Nothing cool ever happend there. The most exciting thing about Wiley’s was the Lord Of The Rings pinball machine, and I don’t even like Lord Of The Rings, but it was good pinball.

I guess I was kind of lucky I wasn’t there because I would of asked him, weren’t you in that movie The Condemned with Steve Austin? I got a free ticket to that movie in exchange for a review, and I was nice with my review, but that movie sucked. At that point, he probably would have killed me.

http://argusleader.com/article/20081205/UPDATES/81205045&referrer=FRONTPAGECAROUSEL?GID=XwWFeqsmoTmKTWdh6BeyO4R3uoQDhpZXZPs8YiAd+n8%3D

http://perezhilton.com/2008-12-05-busted-1

http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/05/vinnie-jones-arrested/

South DaCola Fest II was a success . . .

. . . even with Angry Guy in attendance

ROLL CALL:

Present: Angry Guy, Oliver Surden, Ghost of Dude, The Motherload, Johnny Roastbeef, Detroit Lewis

Absent: Eggbert (I think he was looking for turds in the woods last night)

Minutes; Approval of the last minutes was not done, because no one took minutes.

Topics; Beer, bar food and the fact that two conversations should not being going on at the same time at the same table (can’t remember who brought that up?) and Pastor(?) DooHickey’s crazy followers. A collection was taken to fill the jukebox with some music.

Adjournment; (Thanks for the ride hom GoD).

Sidenote; just so you know Warren, most of us walked to TJ’s.

Very Funny Letter to the editor

I wonder if the consumerism drunken Republicans will get it?

‘Twas the morning after Halloween and into Wal-Mart

stumbled three wayward friends who each grabbed a cart.

Hungover and hungry, they came for cheap food.

Yet what they discovered was unexpected, not good.

For what decked the Wal-Mart halls, floor and walls?

But reindeer, Santas, snowmen and green and red balls.

Truly, the friends found this site very queer.

Despite what the calendar said, Christmas was here.

I also liked this part;

I would propose a boycott of these stores that so vehemently exploit Christmas, but I have yet to find a single store that has not.