Boner
I’m never sending my wife to the doctor again!
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So my wife’s toe has been giving her trouble for the last week or so, and finally she gave in and went to see the doctor. So I figure they’ll tell her what might be wrong and ‘scrip her some nice pain medication while figuring out how to fix whatever it is. I figured it was a bone spur or an inflamed joint or something.
Well, after several tests, a lengthy questionaire, and some prodding and squeezing of the affected foot, the doctor informed her that she’s pregnant.
Just a warning for all you ladies out there. Stay away from the doctor’s office – especially if all you want is your toe fixed.
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See that dead horse over there? I’m gonna kick it…

We weren’t the only ones that had doubts about Palins ability to lead our nation.
Even the McSame camp had SERIOUS problems with her knowledge of current events, and even basic GEOGRAPHY.
Wow.
What not to do the day before you’re up for election
I can think of dozens of things not to get caught doing the day before you are up for public erection.
Getting caught on security cameras trying to suppress the 1st Ammendment in a porn shop.
Nope. Never thought of that one.
Once again, Dave Eliason gives the city of Tea a big F.U. Charlie. Very Snarky.

