Zombie Walk

Post of the Living Dead (ZW minus 1)

I thought since this might be the last chance Ihave to post before Z-Day, I might as well dedicate it to my second favorite zombie of all time. My most favorite being Bub, from Romero’s Day of the Dead.

My second favorite zombie of all time is known throughout the world, has starred in dozens of feature films and has had so many books written about him they dedicate entire libraries to them. You could say he’s worshipped by millions. I am , of course, talking about Zombie Jesus. I’ll cover the facts as we know them, and leave the rest up to you all to figure out.
Fact #1. Jesus was crucified, died, buried, and then ROSE FROM THE DEAD.

Acts 2:24 – But God raised him from the dead, freeing him from the agony of death, because it was impossible for death to keep its hold on him.

Fact #2. He encouraged zombie like behavior.

John 6:53 – Jesus said to them, “I tell you the truth, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink his blood, you have no life in you”.

I don’t know about you guys, but something tells me its going to take more than a shovel to the head to put this one down.

Jesus Christ Zombie Lord

Post of the Living Dead (ZW minus 3)

Free beer once the music starts!

It is my understanding that the undead population is being discriminated against here in Sioux Falls. The MSM outlets are refusing to give voice to the FACT that there is an impending zombie invasion. For too long we have been under the foot of the MAN. This Saturday we should rise up, give a moan in support of undead rights and gather in retaliation. Let our stinking corpses fill the streets in protest of the oppression brought down upon us by the “air breathers”. We’ll have a rountable discussion about these issues and many more Saturday night around 11PM.
Did I mention FREE BEER?

Post of the Dead (ZW minus 10)

How does one make a zombie?


 
This is a great question, and it deserves to be explored at length… over and over again. Everyone should know how to make a zombie. We aren’t going to require any voodoo ingredients. Instead, we’ll need to take a trip to your local liquor store. I’m not usually one for umbrella drinks, but put a few of these in me and I start to stumble around and moan at people.

1 oz Apricot Brandy
1 oz light or Puerto Rican rum
1 oz dark or Jamaican rum
1 oz lemon juice
1 oz lime juice
dashes grenadine
orange juice
1 oz 151

In a cocktail shaker, mix light & dark rums and brandy. Add lemon and lime juice and dashes grenadine. Shake well and strain into a higball glass filled with ice. Fill glass with orange juice leaving room to float 1 oz of 151. Garnish with cherry, orange slice, pinapple wedge.

Just The Facts of Life: Democrat ilk are indeed Zombies!!!

Hello everyone. How are you?

My family and I (except for Aunt Bertha who is currently involved in an Alaskan snow-machine contest running shotgun w/taser for GOP V.P.’s hubby, Hotty Toddy Paladin) set out to paint the town red last night expecting to see the Walt Disney “WallBanger-E” late movie movie at the West Mall cinema (with its comfy, creatively angulated seats).Who would of thunk that instead, they showed us a thought-provoking drama (Factual) of heroic white Republicans who made the right decisions throughout the movie and one black Obumma look-a-like who made the wrong decisions throughout the movie. It also featured white women who were strong, coherent, and articulated. They voiced their opinions, gave meaningful advice, and stayed calm throughout the movie – even though the evil Zombies (Joe Biting-like Democrats) were terrorizing them. Thank Goodness the movie’s left-winger media was ignored, and the white military (Republican) eventually once again won the day – saving their fellow Republicans and a few weak, vulnerable bleeding-heart Democrats (literally) as the dangerous dead Democrats took bites out of whiney Democrats while the strong, gun-toting, Pro-life Republicans put a hole in their brains. Sound familiar? The McCane/Paladin ticket also emphasizes these things: (see public domain photos below of the “Night of the Living Dangerously Dead Democrats”). Of course, Uncle Rusty and Gramps Gumps just ate popcorn, laughed, and rooted for the Zombies to win – the liberal Zombie-lovers!

Dangerously Dead Democrats illegally protesting at what appears to be the GOP convention…

Same old, same old: Dead Democrats trying to feast on brains of wholesome Republicans…

Nancy Pullosi-type zombie leads the Democrat Zombie charge…


Corrupt Democrat youth eats what resembles an innocent GOP Presidential candidate…
Shotgun Woman

GOP V.P. candidate Sarah Paladin’s doppleganger takes aim at the brain of what looks like her Zombie former brother-in-law…

Sincerly,

EggBert Tiber. Frank. Ichab. Goof.