I’m Back!
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Just been doing some light posting over the past week, because I didn’t want to spend all my time fiddling with my blog while on a 2,000 mile road trip. Many more pictures to come! I picked up ‘Gee Willikers’ in Cody, WY (above).
shit found
A RECORD AT The Huether Tennis Shed!
Seven cars in the parking lot at the same time!!! And there wasn’t even a hockey tournament going on!
A post about Avera’s cigarette butt problem and SFPD enforcing littering ordinances goes awry
Emergency Room parking for lunch time needs. They could be assisting in the ER, but I’m guessing they are chugging milk in the cafeteria.
Got a good chuckle out of this 60+ comments about my original post over at the Wuss College. A post that was really about just asking cops who get free meals at Avera to enforce littering laws turns in an St. Patty’s Day parade in NY city and the bravery of officers. Ironically, not one single person comments whether they are getting free meals or not (they are) or whether that is ethical (it’s not). All I ask is if you are feeding on the dime of the sick and dying, you might as well hand out a few littering violations on the way to your Black Mariah.
People want their cellphones to make pancakes and play with their ba . . .
Love this blast from the past, these two are truly missed in the political discussion;
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGBiZiWmcbQ[/youtube]
Sam BEE is back to;
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoV37597ARE[/youtube]
Word of the Day; Governmentium
The heaviest chemical element yet known to science. Governmentium (Gv) has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second. Governmentium has a normal half-life of three years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact, Governmentium mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause some morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium–an element which radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
“Oh my God–Don’t touch that!! It’s Governmentium. My cousin Sal drank some mixed with Tang when he was a kid, and now he’s a lawyer.”
“Aiiighhhhh!!!!!”