Snark overload… must…. click… Publish…….

Because Valentine’s Day wasn’t lame enough already.
I heard if you buy enough of their merch, your ‘valentine’ comes with a Spill Canvas ‘touched’ butt plug and ass-less chaps.

Because Valentine’s Day wasn’t lame enough already.
I heard if you buy enough of their merch, your ‘valentine’ comes with a Spill Canvas ‘touched’ butt plug and ass-less chaps.
Thanks to Kenneth of 30 Rock for reminding me of this gem.
A hardware store had this sign up after several people came in requesting such an adapter. Now, it’s pretty easy to understand why such a peice of hardware doesn’t exist, but immoral? WTF?
Gawd I miss this guy for inspiration;
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